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Totally uncalled-for. Do you think I care if my co-workers smoke a blunt on the weekends? Hell no. Get your code done, make sure it works somewhere other than your own box, and go home. Done.

 

99% of coders must be smoking crack - at least that's how it seems from the shit I've seen over the years.

 

 

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Totally uncalled-for. Do you think I care if my co-workers smoke a blunt on the weekends? Hell no. Get your code done, make sure it works somewhere other than your own box, and go home. Done.

 

99% of coders must be smoking crack - at least that's how it seems from the shit I've seen over the years.

 

As long as it improves their productivity and they don't steal shit, I don't give a fuck. I'm self-centered like that.
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Um. Yeah. I am a private contractor. I think I will just work on my aim, complain on CC.com, collect my check, and then go outside.

 

yeah, so many IT workers are unionized. LOL

 

Which would explain why they're less likely to be able to do jack-shit about getting piss tested.

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i think that before firefighters can put out the fire raging on your house, they should administer a drug test on you, and then deny service if you are positive. also, if you had a prior condition, such as herpes, that would cause them to pack up their hoses and drive away too.

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Totally uncalled-for. Do you think I care if my co-workers smoke a blunt on the weekends? Hell no. Get your code done, make sure it works somewhere other than your own box, and go home. Done.

 

99% of coders must be smoking crack - at least that's how it seems from the shit I've seen over the years.

 

:lmao:

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Totally uncalled-for. Do you think I care if my co-workers smoke a blunt on the weekends? Hell no. Get your code done, make sure it works somewhere other than your own box, and go home. Done.

 

99% of coders must be smoking crack - at least that's how it seems from the shit I've seen over the years.

 

:lmao:

How many computers can you get under a rock?

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Totally uncalled-for. Do you think I care if my co-workers smoke a blunt on the weekends? Hell no. Get your code done, make sure it works somewhere other than your own box, and go home. Done.

 

99% of coders must be smoking crack - at least that's how it seems from the shit I've seen over the years.

 

:lmao:

 

I'd have to do it to put up with such a mind-numbing job.

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I'm reading......

Get your code done, make sure it works somewhere other than your own box, and go home. Done.

 

.....but I'm seeing "CLIMB YOUR 60 METERS AND STFU"

 

I'll go with you on that.

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also, if you had a prior condition, such as herpes, that would cause them to pack up their hoses and drive away too.

if i came across herpes i think i'd have to pack my hose up drive away :D

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Why do I have to take a piss test to get hired but people who get welfare from my taxes don't have to take a piss test for their payday?

 

Because driving a truck isn't the same as driving a couch.

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Why do I have to take a piss test to get hired but people who get welfare from my taxes don't have to take a piss test for their payday?

 

Because driving a truck isn't the same as driving a couch.

is arch driving a truck or doing work that would be dangerous under the influence?

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is arch driving a truck or doing work that would be dangerous under the influence?

 

it was a joke, maaaaaan, and i thought it was funny. in fact, i'm still chuckling. hahahahaaahaaa.

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is arch driving a truck or doing work that would be dangerous under the influence?

 

it was a joke, maaaaaan, and i thought it was funny. in fact, i'm still chuckling. hahahahaaahaaa.

sumtimes i'm not so good at the intrewubs

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is arch driving a truck or doing work that would be dangerous under the influence?

 

it was a joke, maaaaaan, and i thought it was funny. in fact, i'm still chuckling. hahahahaaahaaa.

sumtimes i'm not so good at the intrewubs

Damn teacher. I would have said "dammed", but I am not sure if that is how the word is spelled.
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Unfortunately, the fed constitution doesn't guarantee a right to privacy. All the anti-abortionists will definitly make sure you know that too.

 

Washington State's constitution goes a bit further than the fed's - "No person shall be disturbed in his private affairs, or his home invaded, without authority of law."

 

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Why do I have to take a piss test to get hired but people who get welfare from my taxes don't have to take a piss test for their payday?

b/c the right to privacy is a joke? :)

EXACTLY!

I said that it was unreasonable search to have my piss tested. And then I brought them my medical records to show them that it was possible I'd have painkillers show up in my test (broken bone). HR (I fucking hate HR douchebags) were all, "Oh, we don't need your private medical records". I'm all, "Oh, but searching my bodily fluids is no problem. Please, don't worry about showing any compunction at this point". They were at a loss. I still hope they die. Soon.

 

How much cash have you given to the ACLU lately?

 

If none, keep peein'.

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