rob Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 i've had orgasms that shattered windows and set off car alarms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 So this is you, rob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 i've had orgasms that shattered windows and set off car alarms It's usually the bitches I'm with that cause all the damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 The credit card is burning a hole in my wallet for this one. The 50 Foot Snowball Launcher. This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50', allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations. Simply place snow in the forming chamber and close the lid; it packs three perfectly spherical snowballs. To blast your mark, place one snowball in the muzzle, aim the launcher, and pull back the slingshot mechanism. Because the blaster is powered by elastomers instead of batteries, it provides uninterrupted, fast-action play. Made of durable, cold-resistant plastic. Includes targets for shooting practice. Ages 8 and up. 17 1/2" L x 5 1/2" W x 12" H. (2 1/2 lbs.) --more at Hammacher Schlemmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11101.asp?promo=xsells# how about this swingset for the Übermensch? http://www.hammacher.com/publish/11176.asp?promo=xsells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 the dumbest piece of gear is the one hanging in your closet while you spray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 (edited) When Obama said we shouldn't apologize for "our way of life", I don't think he was taking Hammacher Schlemmer into account. Edited February 2, 2009 by prole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 ...the one having the least amount of fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 the dumbest piece of gear is the one hanging in your closet while you spray Kevbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 ...the one having the least amount of fun? Why did it take so long to get to this? Sharpen up, folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 the dumbest piece of gear is the one hanging in your closet while you spray Kevbone kevbone = passive or active pro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 the dumbest piece of gear is the one hanging in your closet while you spray Kevbone kevbone = passive or active pro? he'd make an excellent dead-man anchor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 (edited) Girth-hitching your dead partner as a rap-anchor to escape the ledge. Has it ever been done? Damn. Edited February 3, 2009 by Fairweather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Girth-hitching your dead partner for use as a rap-anchor. Has it ever been done? Damn. Dunno. I just know that, in this role, Kevbone would be the dumbest piece of gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 FUCKIN' A! HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT... K: "Hey, buddy...what are you doing?" Partner: "just stand real still for a minute..." K: "Duh...ok, what's with the perlon?" Partner: "you'll see, now don't move" K: "OK...did i mention this looks like aid?" Partner: "yeah, several thousand times...now don't move" K: "Duh...ok...say, what do you think about Van Halen??" Partner: "See ya later, ya dumb bastard" K: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Best way to dispose of a spent gas cartridge: toss it into the deepest darkest recess in a nearby field of big talus blocks. No one will ever see it again, and in the blink of an (geologic) eye, it will revert to it's natural state, FeO2. Taught to me by a respected NW icon. Once you're done with that philosophers' stone transforming Aluminum to Iron, I have some stuff I'd like you to make into titanium. Tricky, I'll admit. But hey, if MSR can produce magnetic Aluminum, why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 i think it would be great if everybody started chucking canisters into talus fields. Great suggestion. Can people also stash old cars there? Think of the disposal opportunities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 i think it would be great if everybody started chucking canisters into talus fields. Great suggestion. Can people also stash old cars there? Think of the disposal opportunities. Lets all throw our shit in crevasses, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 i think it would be great if everybody started chucking canisters into talus fields. Great suggestion. Can people also stash old cars there? Think of the disposal opportunities. Lets all throw our shit in crevasses, too. let's throw k-bone in as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 i think it would be great if everybody started chucking canisters into talus fields. Great suggestion. Can people also stash old cars there? Think of the disposal opportunities. Lets all throw our shit in crevasses, too. And let our dogs crap in the skin-track... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Best way to dispose of a spent gas cartridge: toss it into the deepest darkest recess in a nearby field of big talus blocks. No one will ever see it again, and in the blink of an (geologic) eye, it will revert to it's natural state, FeO2. Taught to me by a respected NW icon. This is called "French Style" I believe. Well known in the remote regions of the Himalayas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Best way to dispose of a spent gas cartridge: toss it into the deepest darkest recess in a nearby field of big talus blocks. No one will ever see it again, and in the blink of an (geologic) eye, it will revert to it's natural state, FeO2. Taught to me by a respected NW icon. This is called "French Style" I believe. Well known in the remote regions of the Himalayas. Indeed. Look! If you watch closely, you can see them reverting to their natural state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Best way to dispose of a spent gas cartridge: toss it into the deepest darkest recess in a nearby field of big talus blocks. No one will ever see it again, and in the blink of an (geologic) eye, it will revert to it's natural state, FeO2. Taught to me by a respected NW icon. This is called "French Style" I believe. Well known in the remote regions of the Himalayas. Indeed. Look! If you watch closely, you can see them reverting to their natural state! dude - legions of homeless people should be converging on this location w/ their shopping carts n' bags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Best way to dispose of a spent gas cartridge: toss it into the deepest darkest recess in a nearby field of big talus blocks. No one will ever see it again, and in the blink of an (geologic) eye, it will revert to it's natural state, FeO2. Taught to me by a respected NW icon. This is called "French Style" I believe. Well known in the remote regions of the Himalayas. Indeed. Look! If you watch closely, you can see them reverting to their natural state! Wow, that gives "talus field" a whole new meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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