EWolfe Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I know you folks got some ideas.... Putting on the 60 pound pack on the second day of an approach. Masturbating in your shared tent without your partner knowing. Dealing with Poison ivy/oak without Technu on a muti-day trip. Others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plexus Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Remind me not to go camping with you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Dropping coils from great heights can be difficult depending on the harness and pants you have one. Shwacking Digging a snow cave in a raging storm at elevation after a 15 hour push. Sleeping in a tent when the winds are so strong that the poles are pushing down accross your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Dealing with an unfortunate wiping accident getting your cannister stove to melt enough snow in 0 degrees at 10,000' Getting in/out of a Bibler bivy sack when you are 6'3" and 215lbs. Putting on frozen boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Steep and wet heather slopes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Not sleeping through the 4:00 alarm. Recognizing that your partner put rocks and/or blue bags in your pack before you summit. Sleeping through the snorer in the next tent. Remembering to put sunscreen up your nose and down your ear canals Defending yourself from salt deprived goats when you aren't fully awake. Remembering the CC.com fashion police are ever present, and coordinating your climbing outfit appropriately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goatboy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 My personal nemesis: When the nipple on your water bladder pops off while you're belaying your partner across the knife-edge hand-traverse section of the N Ridge of Stuart and you lose your entire day's water supply as well as saturating your entire body in the process in the cold wind.... I have repeated that maneuver, or some variation of it, again...and again...and again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 driving home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Flat tires on forest service roads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinomyte Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Mine always center around tents: Setting up a non-free standing tent in blizzard conditions. Rolling up same tent and getting into that damn tiny stuffsack with wet, frozen fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Trying not to notice Fred using his pee bottle at 3am in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Smoking hoards of weed and not summiting because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Smoking hoards of weed and not summiting because of it. That's not difficult. That's just lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotly Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 1. Deproaching. 2. Always carrying my own tent because it's too difficult to deal with a masturbating tent mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimL Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I know you folks got some ideas.... Putting on the 60 pound pack on the second day of an approach. Masturbating in your shared tent without your partner knowing. Dealing with Poison ivy/oak without Technu on a muti-day trip. Others? What about masturbating with poison ivy without your partner knowing, and then hidding it for a multi day trip? skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustin_B Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 dropping the handle of your shovel into the pile of shit you just shat (happened a couple of weeks ago). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Smoking hoards of weed and not summiting because of it. That's not difficult. That's just lame. Ya…..but we sure had fun looking at the swirling clouds and neat colors on the rocks…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Emailing my boss that I'm sick at 4:30 AM while heading out the door, hoping that he doesn't get suspicious. Coming into work the next day with a sunburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 pulling a shot of espresso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Trippett Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 totaling your car on the approach road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 avoiding frostbit anus from multiple snow wipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Hiding the beer in your partners pack, then stealthing it out at camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suckbm Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 having the brakes on you car freeze after fording a river in the ghost and having to melt them with flares and get a tow from canadians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Making it through Hwy 20, Hwy 2, Granite Falls without getting a ticket. Leaving excessive overbuilt gear at home, but still carrying essentials. Not spaining an ankle or having aching knees when you do pack to much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazz Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Running into a hornets nest in the dark with no way around it and not getting stung. forgetting ones headlamp (DOH!) and descending many miles in the dark along with massive blowdowns, river crossing..then doing cirlces in the alder. finding a place to cross Big Beaver then shwacking access creek. FUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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