Climbing With Friends vs. Climbing Hard

[Mr_Phil]

From Urban Dictionary...this stuff is golden, i swear I learn something new everyday on cc.com:

 

Also:

 

whale tail - the appearance of the top rear strap of a woman’s thong, v-string or g-string underwear above the waistline of her pants, shorts, or skirt whenever she sits, bends over or squats, though some low-rise clothing is now designed to display the whale tail at all times; so-called because the strap closely resembles a whale’s tail rising from the water.

 

 

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Muffin Top (or Muffin Top Girl) is a slang term for someone who wears both tight fitting low-rise jeans (or pants) and midriff-baring tops. This phenomenon generally occurs when the wearer is overweight or attempting to squeeze into incorrectly sized pants and the resulting bulge of flab above the waistline is often said to resemble the top part of a muffin, where the dough spills over the casing.

 

 

Muffin

[G-spotter]

On the other hand, if you made calamari rings from a Mesonychiteuthis, each ring would be the size of a large tractor tire.

[willstrickland]

Dru, you should at least quote the NZ scientist in the article who used the "size of a tractor tire" line. Plagiarism is theft.

[Mr_Phil]

Plagiarism is aid.

 

[G-spotter]

Over on TONMO.com we are telling "the NZ scientist" (who is one of the moderators) that he missed a golden chance to compare them to the tires of a London doubledecker bus, the approved standard for squid comparisons.

[ivan]

holy fuck - tramp stamp and muffin top girl - my brain is full for the day - it's 3:09 and time to go home!

[Weekend_Climberz]

holy fuck - tramp stamp and muffin top girl - my brain is full for the day - it's 3:09 and time to go home!

 

Your clock is a minute slow

[Sherri]

 

Your clock is a minute slow

 

Is that the same as saying someone is "a bubble off level?"

[kevbone]

holy fuck - tramp stamp and muffin top girl - my brain is full for the day - it's 3:09 and time to go home!

 

That is about the funniest shit I have heard in a long time. Well done. :tup:

[billcoe]

No shit, I gotta hang around more often.

[billcoe]

BTW, all this talk of loose women has ya all missingd the "Hard Pipe Swinger" mention above.

 

Star on board!

 

Whatever happened to those dudes? I thought it was pretty damn courageous to put it right out in peoples faces like that.

 

Kind of like walking around a Lesbian Convention with your dick out. And a "I hate Bitches" T-Shirt on. Very Tre Chic.

 

 

Hard pipe swinger coalition link

 

The newest link is dated 2002. What the hell happened?

[DirtyHarry]

Those guys seem pretty cool. Even though they're crag rats from codorado.

[Weekend_Climberz]

I wonder if Pope and Raindawg remembered to renew their memberships this year

[Doug]

O.k., here goes; The climber who climbs with lesser talented climbers, claiing they are friends - obviously suffering from low self esteem, needing to surround himself with lower companionship. Either that or he's jsut a decent human being who enjoys the company of friends. Either way.

 

Tramp Stamp - I always envison them being best used as a coaster.

 

G-Spotter, how was the sushi?

 

Will, would the g-friend have hairy armpits as well?

[sexual_chocolate]

If you're not making money from your climbing, it's just a hobby and the point of hobbies is to have fun, it's not to impress anybody...

 

i heard someone say that the reason certain people end up making money at what they love is cuz they simply love it more than the next humanoid. something to ponder for a few moments at least.

[knotzen]

Shit, climb with lower-level friends (and bring them up, and encourage them) on Saturday, and with friends who challenge you to do your best, and better, on Sunday.

 

Do both. D'oh.

 

And go out for sushi and beer on the way home.

[spicoli11]

It is better to spread butter on the muffin top than to ride the whales tail

[knotzen]

Muffin tops! Mmmmm!

[tread_tramp]

The post office said they were all out; where else can I get some tramp stamps?

[PLC]

Those guys seem pretty cool. Even though they're crag rats from codorado.

 

Actually, we all starting climbing in the Southeast, places like T-Wall and the big faces in North Carolina (Whitesides, Looking Glass). The chopped bolts from Sandrock, AL to the New in West Virginia.

 

The guy who build the HPSC web site eventually moved out to Colorado, and now lives in his truck in Utah at Indian Creek.

[Raindawg]

I thought those were ass antlers.

 

 

 

This young lady seems to be a likely candidate for a special cosmetic procedure:

 

Butt Bleaching

[John Frieh]

 

It's what's for breakfast

[bstach]

They were talking about some guy they both know. And it seems like this guy is a gifted climber but climbs with other climbers who are not so good. And so perhaps is not living up to his potential.

 

In fact they said "Yeah, his problem is that he just goes out and climbs with his friends for fun. If he went climbing with some really strong guys and learned to project he could be sending V9 in two weeks".

 

I am not this guy, but in a similar situation. I have been climbing with the same friends for a few years (and married one of them) and as a result have plateaued leading mid-5.10.

 

Now that I have led all the easy 5.10 in Squamish (I live in Vancouver). Who will volunteer to drag my ass up hard 5.10/easy 5.11 so I can get out of this rut? Don't get me wrong, i like my friends, just want to take it to the next level.

 

Willing to drive, carry the rope, buy the coffee and and listen to all your sage advice and stories.

 

PM me.

[fern]

if you are just going to follow some ropegun why would you not just top-rope at the 'next' level, bring your same plateaued friends and get everyone out of the rut.

[G-spotter]

yeaaaaaah, TOP-ROPING TO THE NEXT LEVEL

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so hot right now!