Double_E Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 some of mine are: jesus is coming, look busy the moral majority is neither honk if you are elvis make christ your steering wheel, not just your spare tire question reality keep honking, i'm reloading my kid can beat up your honor student don't laugh -- your daughter may be in here re-elect gore in 2004 am actually thinking about sticking that last one on my bumper this summer/fall; would be the first time in like 10 years i've sported a bumper sticker.... but nahhh, i think i won't; not matter how much i like em, i'd rather just keep em off my bumper... stay anonymous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 an elderly man used to drive a rusty old Econoline around our town with one that said "Sex Happens" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 my favorite - Actions speak louder than bumper stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Caution: I drive like you do." (seen on the back of a fuel tanker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Who would Jesus bomb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 I found Jesus He was behind the couch the whole time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 If I had wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "My child is an honor student at Screeching Weasel Highschool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "10,000lbs of really gross weight" seen on the side of a portapotty truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChick Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" "Where am I and what am I doing in this handbasket?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) "Shave Bush" on a pick-up. "Blow Bros. number 1 in the number 2 business" port-a-potty delivery truck. "Satan", you know the lil fish with horns and pitch fork. Just remembered another one I like "Unless you are a hemoroid, get off my ass" Edited July 22, 2004 by ken4ord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 My kid got your honor student pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "I'm trying to see it from your point of view, but I can't quite get my head that far up my ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 BUSH / CHENEY 1984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Preach Abstinence / No Bush or Dick in 2004 Bush on Mars 2004 Your College Sucks (written in that fancy script) Your Kid Might Be An Honor Student But You Are An Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buterFly Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 the only bush i trust is my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Would you drive any better with that cell phone stuck up your ass?" "Hang up and drive" "Your wife says hi...Your daughter says OOOHHH OOOOHH!" "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 honk if you're jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 I miss my ex ... but my aim is improving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 "Mean people suck" "Nature is pissed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Love this one one old 70's vans with spoilers and airbrushed murals featuring unicorns on the side: "Gas, Grass, or Ass. No One Rides for Free." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 I am Sofa King Sofa King We Todd Did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swaterfall Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Save the World Kill Yourself Kill your Television Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 for the 2004 presidential vote: 2004 Vote: Re-Unelect George Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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