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some of mine are:

 

 

jesus is coming, look busy

 

the moral majority is neither

 

honk if you are elvis

 

make christ your steering wheel, not just your spare tire

 

question reality

 

keep honking, i'm reloading

 

my kid can beat up your honor student

 

don't laugh -- your daughter may be in here

 

re-elect gore in 2004

 

 

 

am actually thinking about sticking that last one on my bumper this summer/fall; would be the first time in like 10 years i've sported a bumper sticker.... but nahhh, i think i won't; not matter how much i like em, i'd rather just keep em off my bumper... stay anonymous.

 

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"Shave Bush" on a pick-up.

 

"Blow Bros. number 1 in the number 2 business" port-a-potty delivery truck.

 

"Satan", you know the lil fish with horns and pitch fork.

 

Just remembered another one I like

"Unless you are a hemoroid, get off my ass"

 

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Preach Abstinence / No Bush or Dick in 2004

 

Bush on Mars 2004

 

Your College Sucks (written in that fancy script)

 

Your Kid Might Be An Honor Student But You Are An Idiot

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Love this one one old 70's vans with spoilers and airbrushed murals featuring unicorns on the side:

 

"Gas, Grass, or Ass. No One Rides for Free."

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