Double_E Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 some of mine are: jesus is coming, look busy the moral majority is neither honk if you are elvis make christ your steering wheel, not just your spare tire question reality keep honking, i'm reloading my kid can beat up your honor student don't laugh -- your daughter may be in here re-elect gore in 2004 am actually thinking about sticking that last one on my bumper this summer/fall; would be the first time in like 10 years i've sported a bumper sticker.... but nahhh, i think i won't; not matter how much i like em, i'd rather just keep em off my bumper... stay anonymous. Quote
RobBob Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 an elderly man used to drive a rusty old Econoline around our town with one that said "Sex Happens" Quote
iain Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 my favorite - Actions speak louder than bumper stickers Quote
glacier Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "Caution: I drive like you do." (seen on the back of a fuel tanker) Quote
badvoodoo Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 I found Jesus He was behind the couch the whole time Quote
RobBob Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 If I had wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "My child is an honor student at Screeching Weasel Highschool" Quote
iain Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "10,000lbs of really gross weight" seen on the side of a portapotty truck Quote
ChocChick Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" "Where am I and what am I doing in this handbasket?" Quote
glacier Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. Quote
ken4ord Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) "Shave Bush" on a pick-up. "Blow Bros. number 1 in the number 2 business" port-a-potty delivery truck. "Satan", you know the lil fish with horns and pitch fork. Just remembered another one I like "Unless you are a hemoroid, get off my ass" Edited July 22, 2004 by ken4ord Quote
Greg_W Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "I'm trying to see it from your point of view, but I can't quite get my head that far up my ass." Quote
Alpinfox Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 Preach Abstinence / No Bush or Dick in 2004 Bush on Mars 2004 Your College Sucks (written in that fancy script) Your Kid Might Be An Honor Student But You Are An Idiot Quote
willstrickland Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "Would you drive any better with that cell phone stuck up your ass?" "Hang up and drive" "Your wife says hi...Your daughter says OOOHHH OOOOHH!" "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" Quote
JayB Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 Love this one one old 70's vans with spoilers and airbrushed murals featuring unicorns on the side: "Gas, Grass, or Ass. No One Rides for Free." Quote
swaterfall Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 Save the World Kill Yourself Kill your Television Quote
Stefan Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 for the 2004 presidential vote: 2004 Vote: Re-Unelect George Bush Quote
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