Dennis_Harmon Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 I've recently been labelled in this forum as a conservative due to my stance on the rampant use of bolts. Therefore, I have a serious question. Were Rush Limbaugh to loose enough weight and move to the northwest and choose to learn to climb would he be doing some really kick-ass routes in the mountains, or sitting in his yuppie seat belaying somewhere at the base of the Sunshine Face. I'd really appreciate some feed-back from anyone about whether Rush Limbaugh would be a trad or a sport climber. Dennis Quote
To_The_Top Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Armchair climber with remote, complete with Busch beer and fried porkrinds. Quote
sk Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 that could so never happen. he would have to grow balls and loose all that weight. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. Quote
slothrop Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 He's too pissed about Everest to ever be a real climber. Hillary beat him to the highest peak in the world, and that was just too much for Rush, the young aspiring alpinist. Quote
texplorer Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Actually sk, Rush did loose weight. He is skinny now as a result of his discovery that he has diabetes. He does like to smoke cigars. You never know, I could see him smokin a big stogie with Jim Bridwell picking out their new line on el cap. Quote
Gimpy Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 I'm going to go with a sport climber on this one, not because of any political views I might have or any he might bring, but because drilling bolts and redpointing via hang-dog and streaming beta seems to piss some people off, especialy those who think that if you don't climb according to their values you shouldn't be allowed to climb at all. Â (Note, I'm not stomping on trad or sport, but rather those who act like Nazi's attempting to control others who choose to ascend in a manner not to their likeing, be it trad on lead or a top-roped jummar approach to getting to the top I respect anyone's choice on how to waste their time. Just be cool and allow me the same courtesy.) Quote
Retrosaurus Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Lush Rimjob would be a sport climber. Foremost he is a capitalist. Sport climbing is good for the economy. You can sell soo much more crap to soo many more lemmings. He is pro-development. Fuck the environment. What we really need is economic growth. Quote
glacier_dup1 Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 He'd be a sport climber, but spray on bbs' like he was a high-ground ethical trad climber, then would deny everything or attack his critics when confronted. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Nelly: I think Cpt. Caveman IS Rush Limbaugh! How did you bitches find out. Die Die Die Quote
rayborbon Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Quote
Dru Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har! Quote
allthumbs Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 I luv you rush  yur a tru american patriot and one of the few whos political views i agree wit Quote
sk Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 cavey, you gotta change that auto sig. I find it oddly distracting. Quote
Dru Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by rayborbon: If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up! Â If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!! Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har!I know but I dont care. Your mom gets around dude. Quote
allthumbs Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: [QB] Originally posted by Dru: [qb] Quote
James Posted June 19, 2002 Posted June 19, 2002 why does everyone think rush would need to lose weight? i've seen fatboys climb... wait a second, doesn't someone here have an e-mail address like that Quote
CraigA Posted June 20, 2002 Posted June 20, 2002 Another question. If he decided to do any alpine, just how strong would a snow bridge need to be? Â With his frigging opinions and attitude he'd bitch about sport and trad climbers. Hell, he'd bitch about ANYONE not doing it EXACTLY like he does! = Dinner at Rush basecamp. Quote
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