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  1. Small but good digital Camera

    Any recommendations and tell me the ones that I definitely should not buy? [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 08-15-2001).]
  2. I am so shitty climber

    I approach many mountains with fear. I climbed bigger badder mountains but still scared of pebbles. Bring the fucking guillotine on!

    Exterminate them with extreme prejudice. My animal is suffering!! DIE
  4. After a failure getting off route on Mt Jungle climbing 5.8 in boots and buddy taking a 20 footer on to a ledge we retreated with tails between legs. I left a piton for somebody up there. That night we got hella drunk and it rained. Further convincing us our decision to bail from Mt JungleGym. I will be back though. Today Sisu cut down that annoying tree at the Northern Slab at Index. It was funny watching him do it with glee. We sighted Necronomicon and Layton speed climbing the GNS in record time. Mark Twight would have been impressed by the gimp in boots. At least he was out there. No weed for ya this time bruthas We finished off the weekend by shooting guns and checkin out the white trash below Zeke's Wall on the 4 wheelers and motocycles and shit. Ah the joy. THanks I had to beat my chest. Please respond with your mount JungleGym experiences.
  5. uncle tricky Smelliest Car

    I think I own it!

    Hi everybody Just was rappin with a pal of mine discussing this topic above. We were wondering if anyone had some creative ways to train your partners for Mtnring and trad climbing. Some of our ideas were: Piss on him while he follows and tell him it is raining. Plus I also never pro up traverses and tell him everything is 4th class. I also spit on the best holds as I climb off of them. And I always ask him if he thinks my gear placements are good as if I am second guessing my gear. I also try to rappell from the smallest saplings available. Smoke weed at all times so he thinks I am some out of control stoney. Or just say "dont fall man I am not sure if this belay is gonna hold". Pelt him with boulders as he follows and scream like you have been hurt severely. BEAT HIM WITH A WET BRANCH IN THE DARK, WHILE YELLING AT HIM TELLING HIM HIS PARTNERS ARE DEAD AND MAKING HIM TYE A FIGURE 8 Party on!
  7. How many other Zen Spray Masters out there

    Besides me Cpt.Caveman Zen Spray Master
  8. Bad Style - Retarded Spray Dub Remix

    Get over it crutch. I don't take back the FUCKING RETARD comment because that is what some of your decisions are to me. Stupid as fuck. If you can't accept you did some stupid shit go home and whine to momma. Furthermore - I didn't ruin the Trip report because I told you what I thought here whiny bitch.
  9. How Many Peaks?

    If you get in a a peak bagging competition you can always drive to the summit of Mount Erie
  10. Grid Bolting style

    I hear that Leland Windham is responsible for the Condor Buttress shame. Is this the same guy bolting in WA pass? I hope we don't have a grid boltfest.
  11. Small but good. Nice librarian. Check it out for those that have not. I believe their budget is low and stuff. I will donate some books there soon. Now I can spy all of Dru's and Serl's future routes and poach partners.
  12. Infinite Bliss -this Sat, Sept 25

    Probably lurking. I dont need him to help me chop shit. Wimpy skinny fuckers want to talk shit. You talk here on the internet. I'll talk my shit by lopping off bolts. First garbage dropp off will be at pube club tuesday. See you there.
  13. Jeff Hansel

    Isn't he in yosemite
  14. Infinite Bliss -this Sat, Sept 25

    No need to. Sounds like people are already grumbling about doing it for free of charge..
  15. Infinite Bliss -this Sat, Sept 25

    I'm not really interested in Garfield. I'd rather take pictures of flowers or watch water freeze. But I am aware of some people that will bolt anything they can. The funny thing is I read in one of those "climber\loser or rockandloser rags" about one of the route setters claiming something to the effect of nobody is going to complain about too many bolts on that one. Man way to stir some shit up for himself. If maybe he shut his pie hole he might have been better off than spraying it out in such a way to climber ragazines. Then drilling in wilderness and cutting in trails. It's like they ask for it. I guess they don't really give a fuck is what it spells to me. Not like I am going to cop it and chop it (or maybe I will if I got riled up) but just some perspective...
  16. Infinite Bliss -this Sat, Sept 25

    After that, there are maybe less than 2 bolts per pitch not including anchors to the top of 18. There must be one bolt per pitch then.
  17. Infinite Bliss -this Sat, Sept 25

    I say leave it here. Chop Chop
  18. Infinite Bliss -this Sat, Sept 25

    Anyone want to climb the standard route this weekend?
  19. Fee Demo Extended

    What is the WCC's position? Seems to me like they are in a position to exist but not to talk about any real issues so far. I'd like to see some action. ML has offered up the usuals. But those services were in place before the user fee demo. There is evidence it doesnt all necessarily go into what you might call hiker or backcountry user - I found info MS Helens had bought some movie projectors with user demo money.. Lie about how they use it too.
  20. need help with photoshop

  21. Alaska Stoke

    That pic of thadsboner looks like you nightfly
  22. need help with photoshop

    insert floppy startup disk go to start then hit reboot after it reboots to dos in the black window type in "format /q /v:VOL c:" and hit enter. If prompted keep hitting enter or yes remove floppy and reboot
  23. Conditions NR Stuart?

    Stick yer face in it or shut up is what I think.
  24. Conditions NR Stuart?

    One of these days they'll have a gondola and web cam up there to stuart lake. Can you make a winter ascent in the fall? Probably not. But you can certainly find winter conditions in the fall. And that is what "winter climbing" is all about right? Most complaints or arguments I see stemming from this debate is someone climbed something in winter conditions during say non calendar winter then someone else just wants to complain or nitpick about it... But then again - I could see winter conditions in summer I suppose for short periods on some peaks. For a rack I would take baby blue, green, black, and orange metolius cams, a set of stoppers and 8-10 slings. I would bring some bigger pieces for gendarme.... Oh and nope I have no idea what the conditions are like. Even if I was up there 4 days ago I would only guess. You'll probably have to stick your face into it on your own...
  25. first set of crampons

    hello - I have charlet vasak. The ones that have the binding system that will fit on nearly any footwear. They are steel and climb really well. They would be good for starters on waterfalls that freeze or most any mountain situation. Although if you climb waterfalls in the winter often I would suggest something else to do that.. They have the supportive points behind front points and are fairly light for being steel. The flexlock binding is the best for all around for me. These I would recommend for a good set of first crampons.