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I've recently been labelled in this forum as a conservative due to my stance on the rampant use of bolts. Therefore, I have a serious question. Were Rush Limbaugh to loose enough weight and move to the northwest and choose to learn to climb would he be doing some really kick-ass routes in the mountains, or sitting in his yuppie seat belaying somewhere at the base of the Sunshine Face. I'd really appreciate some feed-back from anyone about whether Rush Limbaugh would be a trad or a sport climber. Dennis

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He's too pissed about Everest to ever be a real climber. Hillary beat him to the highest peak in the world, and that was just too much for Rush, the young aspiring alpinist.

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Actually sk, Rush did loose weight. He is skinny now as a result of his discovery that he has diabetes. He does like to smoke cigars. You never know, I could see him smokin a big stogie with Jim Bridwell picking out their new line on el cap.

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I'm going to go with a sport climber on this one, not because of any political views I might have or any he might bring, but because drilling bolts and redpointing via hang-dog and streaming beta seems to piss some people off, especialy those who think that if you don't climb according to their values you shouldn't be allowed to climb at all.

 

(Note, I'm not stomping on trad or sport, but rather those who act like Nazi's attempting to control others who choose to ascend in a manner not to their likeing, be it trad on lead or a top-roped jummar approach to getting to the top I respect anyone's choice on how to waste their time. Just be cool and allow me the same courtesy.)

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Lush Rimjob would be a sport climber. Foremost he is a capitalist. Sport climbing is good for the economy. You can sell soo much more crap to soo many more lemmings. He is pro-development. Fuck the environment. What we really need is economic growth.

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If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up!

 

If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!!

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Originally posted by rayborbon:

If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up!

 

If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!!

Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time" [Razz]

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Originally posted by Dru:

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Originally posted by rayborbon:

If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up!

 

If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!!

Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time"
[Razz]
Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har!
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Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

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Originally posted by Dru:

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Originally posted by rayborbon:

If Rush LImbaugh could drink 1/10th of the beer i accidently drink, then he might qaulify as being a wannabe. I know of only a few people who are wannbe's. Drul will you please stand up! Syzkowski will you please stand up!

 

If my tights still fit, I would a sport climber too!!

Every time I try to stand up your mom drags me back down for "one last time"
[Razz]
Har Har Dru does not know he aint talking to me any more har har!

I know but I dont care. Your mom gets around dude.
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why does everyone think rush would need to lose weight? i've seen fatboys climb... wait a second, doesn't someone here have an e-mail address like that [laf]

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Another question. If he decided to do any alpine, just how strong would a snow bridge need to be? [laf][laf][laf]

 

With his frigging opinions and attitude he'd bitch about sport and trad climbers. Hell, he'd bitch about ANYONE not doing it EXACTLY like he does! [chubit][chubit][chubit][chubit][chubit] = Dinner at Rush basecamp.

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