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  1. Yo Beotch, you didn't even mention getting out yesterday. You so suck . I was at work all day, not fair, get a job will you.
  2. Really hope that storm starts a little later and/or last longer than predicted so I can get me some untrack resort pow Friday.
  3. Turday I'm up for. Twonite I'm out. Have fun Holmes. Oh yeah dood, may be heading up to the mountain on Friday, I'll let you know if it is a go.
  4. Agreed, tie offs are so suck. Icegirl as for your question, The real short ones, I hope I never really have to trust, the 13cm's I would trust just as much as the 17's. It is really dependent on the ice conditions and the length of the whipper I am looking at, though.
  5. Here is a picture from the one of the two caves I have been in, not very exciting except that it way off the deck, which is cool. Need to get up there againn and find the tunnel. The other is Goldmeyer hot spring a small cave with 104-110 degree water, very nice
  6. Yeah I figured that it had to have gone around, but I never get sick of this stuff for some reason.
  7. I attacked and took over 2 countries. I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!). I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history. I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history. I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed I cut health care benefits for war veterans. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. I dissolved more international treaties than any resident in US history. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.) I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one letter away from BS). I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!). I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history. I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1) I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for gov't contracts. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. (wink,wink) All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. With Love, GEORGE W. BUSH The White House, Washington, DC
  8. There is a natural bridge in place right now, it's called a tree. It probably won't make through the spring though.
  9. For those of you who don't what is going on here.
  10. Nigel explains 11 "People say Mozart didn’t play loud. That’s a lot of bullwhack. He played as loud as he could. He didn’t know he could turn it up."
  11. Too bad he is not perofrming music. His spoken word stuff is cool, but I prefer his belting out lyrics with a band.
  12. Shit yeah, I wish the season was going to last longer. Damn right, some really great footage there. Thanks for the eye candy post.
  13. "Ok I am in position now, who wants to smell first?" Just look how eager they all are to be the first, the dude in the red jacket is so ready that he's got the reach around action going on with the old man on the rock.
  14. So have you been up there in the new shit they got there or are you guessing that is dry? I heard that it was raining in Wenatchee, how much higher is the mountain? Questions need answering, before hitting the road.
  15. Well dood I am leaning towards going to Mission tomorrow if that happens you can catch a ride with me, but warning it will be freakin early.
  16. Hmmmm, maybe....I got's to decide become legal Washingtonian or rip the freshies at Mission tomorrow. If I am bad tonight I can be good tomorrow, if I am good tonight I can be bad tomorrow. Decisions decisions. Responsible or have fun, I will know later, still trying to recover from last Tuesday, too. I don't know about you but I was quite ripped that night.
  17. Anyone interested in riding at St. Eds Thursday night after work? I am thinking about getting there around 6 and pedaling around for maybe an hour, you will need a light.
  18. I have one that you can use, but I will want a deposit, since I am planning on hitting up that area in May. PM or email me sometime.
  19. If images on your computer screen just not as clear as they use to be you may want to try this. Screen cleaner
  20. ken4ord

    FYI

    Doodie cartoon from one of the Simpsons artist
  21. Nice PP you almost have all your pride colors there.
  22. "Holy shite dood, I think that's Fred Beckey over there!"
  23. Shit Cracked, all this time I guess I have been riding on my monoski sideways. Thanks for posting that awesome picture.
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