Dr_Flash_Amazing

Hey! Quit wasting our taxpayer dollars fucking around on the internet, you two-bit Gomer Pyle motherfucker! Go clean your rifle and change the oil on your tank or something, dammit! GET TO WORK, SOLDIER!

Ah, yes, the gleaming double-standard: for a government that feels it is not making headway through peaceful channels, war (i.e. violence) is a perfectly acceptable alternative. War is hell, sure, and we don't want to do it, but it's for a good cause. However, if you've got beef with the government, best to just sit quietly and hope the police don't break any bones when they come in swinging their batons to send you home from your peaceful protest. You right-wingers oughta be proud of such a hardcore leftist for having the balls to suggest that violence might just be the answer. You happily shit-talk the peaceniks for not having the "courage" to actually do something, you bitch about them "whining" and tying up traffic. Well, now some of them are ready to go after it on your terms, with your cherished tactics. Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys ...

17 days ...

Trask turns up in the strangest places sometimes!

It was the queerest thing. Trask woke up feeling perfectly gay after a night riding the ferry, so he stepped outside to smoke a fag, and as he stopped to sniff some pansies, he was saddened to see Miss Jones across the way throwing out a bunch of old underwear. "What a panty waste," Trask muttered to himself.

Iain, when you vomit up your stomach lining in about half an hour, take a picture for us, OK?

He's convinced that if you are not lefty (his secretly loved party) then you must be a hater and loather. It's stupid reasoning. Thankfully, we have your shining example of love and tolerance to show us all that love exists on the other side of the fence.

Get OUT!

Who the balls wants to climb a mossy-choss offwidth anyway?

yeah and it will be f'ing hilarious when he starts sending stuff the trad elite around here flail on between their constant tearings into sport climbing. See you at the crags, boys.

DFA is just marveling at your grasp of the latest trends in interior lighting, Martha. Now go back to sharpening your knives and polishing your guns, you little color-coordinated paramilitary freak.

Did you have a "crusty pup" for lunch? Or onion rings or fried Snickers bars? "Do the Puyallup!"

Nobody needs the beta for Chain Reaction lately, and there's nothing worth speculating about, and no worthwhile gossip to quell. It's the doldrums, dude, whaddaya want?

like south central Just heard on NPR on the way home yesterday aft'noon that they're renaming South Central to just plain South LA because of the negative connotations inherent in the old moniker. So South Central don't exist no more.

Lower Gorge! Mt. Bachy Village! Tick Ranch! Tumalo! Timmy's Supersecretlowballbouldergulchdeluxezone!

Any of you PDX clowns got some recommendations for trad roots 5.10 or easier at Broughton's? No runouts or long approaches, please.

You talkin' 'bout Black Happy? Their bitch-ass trumpet player tried to pick a fight with DFA in Ashland after dude's girlfriend took an interest in the Doctor. He was a prick anyway, though.

If DFA recalls correctly, it was some random assortment of punk bands at the old Armory in Ashland, ca. 1989. The only band that wasn't totally unlistenable was the Detonators, who curried favor by throwing out a shitload of free merchandise. First mosh pit, too, complete with big fuckers with spikes on. It was OK.

Well, Fern? Hear anything you like?

HARDCORE!

What, you want some too? Huh, izzat it, punk? Huh? HUH?! Huh? You talkin' shit now? Huh? You're talking shit, aren't you, you little bitch! You want your face broke, you little fucker? Huh? HUH?!

Is he on a new high-fiber diet or something? You'd think all the dates they have over there would be good enough, but who knows. Saddam could be eating a colon-clogging diet of rich, fatty foods, and slothfully avoiding the roughage necessary to ensure consistently healthy digestion. Hopefully he sees the error of his ways before he needs to go to the hospital for an enema or something embarrassing like that. So, has he been plugged up for long?