Dr_Flash_Amazing

It comes out with "NO MORE BUSH" written on it.

Justifipagetopcation.

Go play in traffic, dongcheese.

Kristen or Christen or some variant thereof. She ain't been in the gym in forevs.

Mr. Specialed, the syphilis has clearly gone to your head. Try cutting that aesthetic blight off and see if the situation improves. If not, go take a dirtnap, you unshaven donkey-humper.

Excellent. There was a girl at the PRG a while back who was dating one of the hardpersons who worked there, and she quickly earned the reputation of being a bit on the dim side. Someone, naturally, pointed out that she was dumber than a bag of hammers. This was, for the sake of convenience, shortened to B-ham, and she was referred to as such thenceforth, at least when she wasn't around.

Go stick your dick in a blender. You're not worth the paper you're printed on, pisswater.

Poseurs. Yeah, that's right. Go sit on a #10 hex, dweebs.

You're a steaming pile. Go flush yourself.

They're streaming the whole damn album for free at http://www.epitaph.com right now. While it sounded pretty Hendrixy, it didn't really seem derivative or cheesy, and it sounds like they fuckin' play like they mean it. Also, in a more traditional (i.e. 70+ year-old Miss'ippian and his guitar) blues vein, the unparallellable Robert Belfour is droppin' a new disc on Fat Possum Records real soon. http://www.fatpossum.com

Is it stupid in here, or is it just you?

Relax, man. Throw that corporate swill in the trash with this morning's coffee grounds, and sit tight until May, when you'll be treated to a torrent of new releases, from NOFX, Less Than Jake, and the Alkaline Trio. Or if you're getting antsy, check out the new one from The Black Keys, as it seems to be a goodie.

Forget it. Your sad little trollings aren't worth generating a real response to. Toodles!

Who's she?

Are you talking about that 4th class scramble up in one of those gulleys at Smith. I onsighted the climb but the "obvious decent gulley" was dicey. Descent gully? Dude, it's Smith Rock, the thing's got anchors and chain links. Just lower off next time; far simpler and less dangerous, what with the marmots and all.

You go, girl!

What does the Skipper have to say about all this? And surely Mr. Howell is in a tizzy, which is doubtlessly distressing Ginger and Mary-Ann. Oh, heavens!

Fuckin' A, both shoes fit! It pays to try 'em on before buying, no doubt.

Word is all those holds are chipped. Sawzall and a backhoe, mmm-hmm.

MtnGoat is a very conservative Libertarian. Perhaps he's a libelous Liberian Libertarian librarian land-lubber!

Fuckin' pagetop, ese. Senor .

Loser! Toxic's barely 5.8! You suck chalk nuggets! Well that just hurts, plain and simple.

Fuckin' clip more bolts, holmes.

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