Dr_Flash_Amazing

"Look out for the cops, man, look out for the cops!" "Fuck them cops!"

Amazing what you two talk about after sex.

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."

DFA's been meaning to check out Calexico. Stereophile magazine gave 'em a good review, and it sounded like good muzak. Something about the word "Jicks", however, makes it hard to even consider listening to their music. Y'know? Like, what the fuck is a jick?

Fern, what is this make you a CD business? DFA is not making anyone any CDs; he can't even get it together to download and burn a CD for himself. But here's a list, knock yourself out on your filesharing network of choice, and throw your fave cuts on a disc: Hot Water Music: It's Hard to Know, Difference Engine, One Step to Slip, A Clear Line, Where We Belong, Better Sense, Minno, At the End of a Gun, Jet Set Ready Alkaline Trio: Bleeder, Armageddon, Goodbye Forever, Stupid Kid, Trucks & Trains, 5-3-10-4, Fuck You Aurora, Sundials, San Francisco, Nose Over Tail, Radio Avail: Tuesday, Armchair, McCarthy, Blue Times Two, Gravel to Dirt, N30, Leather, Nickel Bridge, New #2, Cross Tie Those three bands work well together, but there's certainly more where that came from.

Supporters of a hypocritical war who disparage hypocritical peace protestors are hypocrites.

What sort of tacos are we tonguing here?

Wha ..? Deriding the popular music apparatus is a time-honored tradition! They will stop getting pooped on when they stop turning out poop. Honestly, is there anything on the Top 40 stations that is really worth a listen lately? Mostly not. Bunch of one-hit-wonder, focus-group-created bands shoehorned into the image du jour, whose one hits shouldn't even be b-side material. What's to like?

The fist has a certain wessonality.

Sellout! Soccer mom!

Well-spoken, brah. As Ice Cube once said, "turn off that mothafuckin' radio!"

Maybe a package tour with Yellowman, the Red Elvises, Orange 9mm, Tom Green, and Deep Purple?

Can't put a burrito on a corn tortilla, can't make a proper taco on a flour tortilla. Both have their place, but corn tortillas are the better of the two. Especially if it happens to be two corn tortillas full of carne asada, cilantro, and onions from Martina's in Madras, and you're on your way home from Smith.

Oh, it's true, it's TRUE!

Closet-case.

The new Minor Threat single is great. Currently number 2 on the Billboard Top 40, and a best seller at Sam Goody.

RobKnob, go fellate your blowup President Bush doll, you nonthinking Republican sheep.

Shut up and take your lumps, wuss.

Eh? Shari's it is, then!

Great. See you at the Bridgeport.

Hey, Mr. Jingus, DFA is here to help.

Could you fill me in on the beta, Dr Flash Amazing? I've been thinking about that route a lot, and hope to get on it again! Here's what I have in mind: left hand on 2nd bolt clipping hold, right hand low on the arete w/ right foot on the arete & left foot flagging a bit, move the left hand up to something, then bump the right hand up to the good pinch on the arete, maybe switch feet and then reach up left to the horn. Switch hands, and clip the bolt! How does this sound? From the 2nd bolt clipping hold, get your right hand as high as possible on the arete (you may need to start a little lower to get your feet under you). Get your right hand up to the good pinch/thumb catch about a foot below the horn (you'll know it when you get it; if it doesn't feel about a thousand times better than the rest of the arete, keep slapping higher), then high step your right foot on the protruding part of the arete at about knee level. Once you're on the pinch, switch feet on the arete, and let your right foot just hang on the right-hand side of the arete, and then let go with your left hand and cross up to the horn on the arete. If you can't quite get the horn or if the move seems too sketchy, you can hit the pocket/slot just below the horn first, and then bump to the horn. Once you're on the horn with your left, slide your right hand around the corner to the "butter dish" hold, and clip the 3rd bolt off of that. It looked like you had the rest of the route figured right out. Now go send!

DFA had a '77 Datsun 810 wagon with ~240k on it. Thing was a tank, and the fact that it was usually a couple quarts low on oil was testament to its burliness. Sad to see it go ...

What's Saddam going to do, drive a boat to within 20 miles of 30 countries (or was it within 30 miles of 20 countries?) and hope one of his missiles lands in a city? Yes, a truly insurmountable threat, the likes of which the world has never seen.

So, M-Goat; as Iraqi civilians start suffering and slowly dying of dehydration and malnutrition due to a decimated infrastructure (not to mention who knows how many civilian dead already as a direct result of bombs), is that better than people suffering and dying from chemical weapons? Suffering and dying in the name of "freedom" and "disarmament" is still, if DFA is not mistaken, suffering and dying, and the fact that they're dying for "freedom" and "disarmament" might be irrelevant to those who are doing the suffering and the dying. Is it really worth it?