Dr_Flash_Amazing

Columbia River Gorge?

Jonathan enga.

guide!

Dude, . DFA, your 's are getting Spesh'ed, the Doctor would be the first to admit that this entire thread is a full-on, unmitigated -o-rama, but what else ya gonna do on a Monday afternoon? Work? Exactly.

The thing is, does a haphazard assortment of off-key yodelers really qualify as a "choir"?

Dude, .

Nah, it's "Pope's Bolting Club." They retrobolt existing routes, bolt cracks, and enforce a strict standard of 6' maximum spacing between bolts. They've been meeting at Stone Gardens and then adjourning to the nearest Applebee's for Zimas and jalapeno poppers (Dwayner's treat). Agenda for this weekend is a brief clinic on making a bomber sling for your Hilti, and how to get epoxy out of your fave Prana shirt. Should be a winner! VROOM, VROOM! BOLT 'EM UP, COWBOY!

He's very small, like a baby. DFA used to date a lass who had a dog named Keegan, but it's all good. Cheers!

Slander, lies, and misinformation.

It's a sure sign of a boring afternoon when one finds it entertaining to make people guess their denomination. Must be time for a beer.

CLUE.

Trash, everyone knows DFA lives in Portland. It's old news; get with the program, you dinosaur.

And you would be wrong! WRONG! Bwahahahahahahaaa!

Thank you, capitalist!

what's that? communist good friday You're thinking of Red October! Better red than dead, comrade!

Sure, maybe most practitioners of various sellout denominations. Do your homework; Easter's next Sunday, sucka.

"Something's afoot at the Circle-K!" - Bill & Ted's Exc. Adv. "Whoah." - pick a movie starring Keanu Reeves "Yippie ki-ay, motherfucker!" - The highly talented Bruce Willis in Die Hard "Red snapper! Verrry tasty! Now, are you going to keep the snapper, or see what's in the box?" - guy on 'Wheel of Fish' in the uber-classic UHF "Hey kid! You wanna make ten bucks?" "Fuck you, queer!" - Repo Man

Ah, yes, the mysterious and ever-inscrutable enigma known simply as "Trask". Nearly as difficult to read as 'See Spot Run'. x 10^10,000,000,000

Gapers! Good Friday is next week, if you know what's what.

it's been said:

Izzat pronounced like "damn" or "jammin'"?

Such potty-mouth language! Oh, and DFA saw one o' them new Fo'Runnas this morn' on the way to the office and thought of you, Rob. Say, maybe it WAS you! Did someone in a Subaru run you off the road and into the median, causing you to roll and summersault into oncoming traffic?

How 'bout "Trask"? It's got a nice ring to it.

Note that in an Impreza, you have no hope of sleeping unless you're pretty short and by yourself. Even in the Legacy, the way they've got it rigged up with the seatback folding down and latching onto the flipped-up bench seat, there's like 5'11", so if you're pushin 6', you gotta take out the bench part of the seat if you're going to sleep in it comfortably. Maybe just one person would be OK, 'cause you can be diagonal in there. Anyway; damn, just buy a Sub', they rocks. They handle like champs, too, with the low-COG Boxer engine. Good get-up on the hills, too, even loaded fulla shit for a trip. You pass everybody, no problem.