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  1. Did something similar in Alaska while walking my dog on a slippery hill. Slipped and headed into some smallish willow. It was cold out so the ears were fairly numb. I felt a tug and some mild discomfort. Did not put hand up to ear immediately because the dog(a 88 pound Rott had seen a rabbit and was tugging on her lead). Anyway felt something running on neck so I put hand there and pulled it back to see it covered with blood. Then I moved the hand to the ear area and found an object (stick) stuck in my right ear lobe (I have radar screens for ears...almost like a White Alice Station Site). I pulled on the stick and it broke off, so I hurried home to see how much was still stuck in the lobe. Once I saw it in the bathroom mirror I freaked out and made my son pull the remainder of the stick out while I held the lobe. F***ing hurt like a bitch. Going to school the next day and explaining to my wrestlers why coach had a large hole in his ear was interesting.
  2. I had a climbing buddy that used to make fun of fat bottomed girls. Well one morning after a good long night of hitting the bottle at the Fairview Inn he work up in bed with a lot of cushion for the pushing, if ya know what I mean. He was horrified, and to make matters worse she woke up at the same exact time and wanted some more of the Fire Child’s lovvvvvvvvvvvvvve!
  3. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that was fun. Even Gapertimmy got a woodie out of that. hahahahahaha Ah, Scott I can handle the tire thing but for a person in your profession I would for go the sodomy remark.
  4. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/s...9&fpart=all Where did all the sprayers go They went to sprayers' banned land everyone Oh where did all the sprayers go...boo hoo hoo hoo fuck you all and its off to a wonderful day of banging nails, fixing sewer lines and running wires. Weekends are weekdays, less people.
  5. OVER CROWDED! You ain't seen nuttin till you seen L on the holiday. I'd stay in Oregon and do something fun, but that is just my opinion.
  6. When you got the battery did you get the new back that goes with the battery? I was told by the rep that a new battery back had to be installed. The other thing I have done when replacing my battery is coat the O-ring with a little silcone from my diving gear bag. This will give the O-ring another seal of protection.
  7. This post should be moved to the correct place
  8. Scott_J

    rust remover

    and http://www.interstateproducts.com/rust_remover.htm
  9. A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
  10. Missing Bill Clinton It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him. ... his wife works, and he don't! He gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
  11. wow, 4 pages of BS because people were slow. go do another climb or just shut the fuck up. ryland, you got it right. ss
  12. All I can say is the moderation of this section is piss poor. Getting rid of simple posts from friends and others looking for me sucks. FUCK YOU
  13. Wow, everyone needs a time out to reflect and chill.
  14. Wow, lots of angry comments...everyone needs to take a tranquility break.
  15. Wow, I might have a good paying job again. hahahaha
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