Dr_Flash_Amazing

Is that sarcasm DFA smells?

There was an Argentine gaucho named Bruno who knew everything about sex there was to know he said "women are fine, and sheep are divine, but llamas are numero uno."

Trask, you keep up with this moronic, infantile crap, and they WILL do it, one of these days. You just don't know when to shut up and let sleeping dogs lay around, do you?

See, this is just the kind of ungrateful spew the Doctor is talking about. Sure, this is Spray, but come on. Don't bite the hand that feeds, as the saying goes. Give 'im the boot!

You should just ban his crude ass once and for all. He doesn't seem to appreciate what we've got here lately, anyway. Bon voyage to questionable refuse!

BLAOW!

Here it comes ...

That reminds DFA of:

Have a drink and put on your robe and some comfortable slippers, baby. It's time to feeeeel gooooood, uh huh.

It will help your climbing ability if you're working on your endurance. Throwin' a little jogging into your routine works wonders for your ability to hang in there 'til you tag the chains on your latest proj'. True fact.

But there's plenty of puke-inducing hills to run up in A-town! Beta: if you want a nice, more level trail run, head up the Loop Road to Toothpick Trail or the Nature Trail. Nice up there.

*push, push* *rooooooolllllllll* "Chirp, chirp!"

Well, duh, googling it would be option number one. But when rooting for information on a bulletin board, it's best not to expend the energy googling when someone might just divulge the relevant information with a little prodding.

Oh, TELL the Doctor about it! You wouldn't believe how many PDXers keep insisting that DFA is not a "real doctor", despite having repaired some of the hardest-climbing tendons in the Portland Metro area. Bunch of ingrates with out-of-control inferiority complexes, is what we got here. Psh. Jerks!

Izzat Walking While Intoxicated? If not, at least give the general area of the route. There's a lot of crumbly routes at Smith!

On a related note, DFA just got a couple pairs of shoes back from The Rubber Room, and those folks do such a damn nice job! Every time the Doctor sends off a pair of shoes, they come back looking better than the last pair. How do they do it, folks? So send your next pair of resole-needin' shoes to the friendly folks down in Bishop!

Snide remark about Allison in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

Milosh K., is that you? Maybe he should quit "drinking starbuck and eating crybaby sugar cookie" too, eh?

BIRD CIRCUS!

OK, now that we have no idea who Jiddhu Krishnamurti is/was, other than that we might assume he's some type of Hindu feller, thou must explain further 'fore your long walk off cc.com's not-so-lengthy pier.

This site is a bastion of wholesomeness. Go about your business.

Hey, Choco, thou shalln't bail before divulging the whoabouts of your avatater.

Careful going cold turkey like that; you may be inadvertantly setting yourself up for failure. As your Doctor, DFA recommends a well-structured tapering-off, so as to ensure that you are in firm control of your withdrawal from the fold at all points along the way. You might also try some Sprayorette Gum, which mimics the cc.com spray overload experience by tasting good and chewing nice for a while, then slowly turns into a jagged, hard, misshapen lump tasting suspiciously of shit. Toodles, fellow bleeding heart intelleftist. Thanks for deserting us, you lousy Frenchman! (Ha HAAA!)