Dr_Flash_Amazing

Or is it just shitty science, and maybe we're being bamboozled? In any case, figuring that out must've been a real bear. Uhhh, yeah.

So, do you always travel with some sort of small-dick compensator (e.g. gun or Mag Lite), or just when you think you might run into DFA and his adoring throng of nubile groupettes?

That would be the one with the sui' doors. Alas, DFA does not yet own that particular toy, however, when next you see one beached at the Smith parking lot, you'll know the Doctor isn't far off. The '65 is what they were driving in The Matrix, in drool-inducing glooosssssy black.

"the stewardess in leather came walking down the aisle put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile" S & M Airlines!

In case if, like, Dwayner, like, stops by for tea and scones or something, so, um, like, DFA can be all, like, "oh, yeah, hi Dwayner; the Doctor was just re-racking his, like, traditional climbing gear and stuff, for, like, y'know, like, like a weekend of, um, like climbing on the cracks and stuff, y'know?"

Greg, thank you very much, you son of a llama's ass. And no, it's for a '65 Lincoln Continental convertible.

A pint of Bridgeport Porter says you got either: a) buggered rotator cuff b) buggered biceps tendon ... and you're gonna need: a) a bunch of physical therapy with rubber bands, and anti-inflammatories b) surgery followed by lengthy and painful recovery with physical therapy, rubber bands, and anti-inflammatories Pray for a speedy death or something.

Does anyone have any actual experience with, or even unfounded opinions about, the SG 2- and 4-CU's? Being as they're on sale for cheapish via our very own cc.com and all. Are they worth the ducats?

Yes, which is why DFA doesn't really run anymore. Still got them shooz, though, and they comf'. "OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOU PUKE AFTER EATING!!" Silence, fucker!

Take them dogs back to the Re-eye. DFA has a pair of Brooks with their Hydroflow tecknowledgee, and they are SO DAMN COMFORTABLE. Ahhhhh. Super-comf, check 'em out.

"HEINZ Skitzvelvet, trainer oof dohlfunz! SEFFUN YEARS I am training zee dohlfunz; und zen ROY is coming mit de vhite tigah und zee shtuffing in zee pants, und I am gone!"

Ehhhh ...

Ixnay on the atchay, eh.

Toss-up 'twixt 5-Gallon (first lead plus the onsight; the mags are still hounding DFA for photos), and Up For Grabs & Flat Earth in the same day. *edit* And Latin Lover; that was a goodie.

DFA was never big on greens that weren't their own vegetable. Beet greens and such. Although, come to think of it, the Doctor has never seen a collard, so maybe they are their own vegetable, ala spinach, lettuce, and the like. Anyway, where'd you get this idea that DFA eats collard greens? And that the Doctor is a pervert? DFA's been busy, though. And sick. Being busy and sick is sickening business. Maybe out TRAD climbing soon, though. Keep an eye on the easy cracks and an ear open for snippets of incomparably witty banter and medical advice. Ciao!

Maybe Nikwax makes a Gore-appropriate stain remover? Or check the Gore website; they probably have FAQ's for things like fabric care.

Huh? Where? With whom?

Just because we need another shot. Nice job Chris! I bet your son is loving this attention. Does he know he looks like Erik Melvin? Strap that kid to an accordion and he's a dead ringer.

Trask gracefully sticks to the middle ground.

Pretty much every route DFA has ever worked on. It's probably the body's natural response, knowing that having to give up on a route due to the need to drop coils would be unacceptable.

Might as well, but then again, with your unequaled stupidity, it's doubtful anyone would notice.

Fuckin' new Prius looks hellza better than the old one. Maybe if the price will come down, too, that would be rad.

Dude, don't spill your Scotch; fucking settle down a minute! There. Now, the Forester is even smaller than the regular Legacy wagon, and you could probably fit two of them in the back seat of an Expedition. It is 99% car and maybe 1% SUV 'cause of the all-wheel and the clearance.

No head?

"I know this character who has HATE tatooed on the four knuckles of his right hand, KILL tatooed on the four knuckes of his left, above which on the back of his hands are smiley faces run through with a saber swords, and "Red in the Head" inscribed in red italics on his forehead, (an accurate description of his hair color and combustible temperment.) I've always considered being around him like walking around on the Fourth of July, drunk, with a jar of nitro balanced on your head--something I generally try to avoid. However, he recently turned over a kinder, gentler leaf, (of maybe it's the lithium) overwriting HATE and KILL on his knuckles with aces, clubs, diamonds and spades." "P-U-N-X tattooed on my knuckles"