Dr_Flash_Amazing

The new Minor Threat single is great. Currently number 2 on the Billboard Top 40, and a best seller at Sam Goody.

RobKnob, go fellate your blowup President Bush doll, you nonthinking Republican sheep.

Shut up and take your lumps, wuss.

Eh? Shari's it is, then!

DFA? Spray? You got wrong Doctor, Mister, barking up wrong tree. CC.com lucky to get DFA, let alone percentage of big business deal.

Dumbass, if you happen to score the only one on the lot that the dealer is advertising for 20.5, then yeah, score. Otherwise, good luck. Anyway, the ad says "or best offer," so if someone wants to make an offer, they're obviously free to do so. Anyway, this is a serious thread; quit fucking it up.

You obviously have no concept of how many Subarus are parked at the PRG throughout the day. Anyway, if you want a picture, just send DFA five bucks, dude!

Great. See you at the Bridgeport.

It's probably too soon. Maybe in a few weeks.

Hey, Mr. Jingus, DFA is here to help.

Could you fill me in on the beta, Dr Flash Amazing? I've been thinking about that route a lot, and hope to get on it again! Here's what I have in mind: left hand on 2nd bolt clipping hold, right hand low on the arete w/ right foot on the arete & left foot flagging a bit, move the left hand up to something, then bump the right hand up to the good pinch on the arete, maybe switch feet and then reach up left to the horn. Switch hands, and clip the bolt! How does this sound? From the 2nd bolt clipping hold, get your right hand as high as possible on the arete (you may need to start a little lower to get your feet under you). Get your right hand up to the good pinch/thumb catch about a foot below the horn (you'll know it when you get it; if it doesn't feel about a thousand times better than the rest of the arete, keep slapping higher), then high step your right foot on the protruding part of the arete at about knee level. Once you're on the pinch, switch feet on the arete, and let your right foot just hang on the right-hand side of the arete, and then let go with your left hand and cross up to the horn on the arete. If you can't quite get the horn or if the move seems too sketchy, you can hit the pocket/slot just below the horn first, and then bump to the horn. Once you're on the horn with your left, slide your right hand around the corner to the "butter dish" hold, and clip the 3rd bolt off of that. It looked like you had the rest of the route figured right out. Now go send!

DFA had a '77 Datsun 810 wagon with ~240k on it. Thing was a tank, and the fact that it was usually a couple quarts low on oil was testament to its burliness. Sad to see it go ...

What's Saddam going to do, drive a boat to within 20 miles of 30 countries (or was it within 30 miles of 20 countries?) and hope one of his missiles lands in a city? Yes, a truly insurmountable threat, the likes of which the world has never seen.

So, M-Goat; as Iraqi civilians start suffering and slowly dying of dehydration and malnutrition due to a decimated infrastructure (not to mention who knows how many civilian dead already as a direct result of bombs), is that better than people suffering and dying from chemical weapons? Suffering and dying in the name of "freedom" and "disarmament" is still, if DFA is not mistaken, suffering and dying, and the fact that they're dying for "freedom" and "disarmament" might be irrelevant to those who are doing the suffering and the dying. Is it really worth it?

Eh? Brass midgets? Horse glide and astro-tonic! Eight o'clock sharp, be there or be skwair.

You're a disgrace to your uniform, your flag, and your country, soldier!

Hey, on that website, one of you guys is totally blowing the sequence on Chain Reaction! The part going up to the horn on the arete, it's all buggered up. Get the beta and you'll waltz it.

Yep. Astro-midgets and glide-alongs. You said it, hoss. See you there then.

n make ya soil yer tights? Nah. Vomit into the nearest hueco, couple deep breaths, keep cranking.

Fumbling the crux clip on your redpoint burn, 5' out from your last bolt; there's your fuckin' epic right there.

Not 'til he climbs .15a & V15 and onsights .14a.

See you there, queers!

" ... purple-haired love tub ... "

Still ing.

This thread has really gone to the dogs.