Dr_Flash_Amazing

DFA figured it was a new Slurpee type product!

DFA made a speed ascent of Chain Reaction in 12.7467513 seconds. Check out http://www.lansat.mil/or.htm/sm-rk.htm/dih/chn-rctn/4.27.03.1735 for the satellite image sequence. They capture a surprising amount of detail from so high up. GPS and laser radar-gun readings cross-linked to US Atomic Clock data are available at: http://www.dfaisfastasfuck.com/flash/news.asp Check out the new "DFA Climbs Fast-like!" mugs, mouse pads, and t-shirts, and the "I Wanna Hump DFA's Leg" dog collars and flex-fit ball caps.

Make stuff up!

You've got "G E E K" tattooed across your back in 6" gothic letters, don't you?

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Blue of death!

Ehh, he's just pulled the wool over your eyes with his ba-a-a-ad boy attitude like he's been in the pen or something.

That explains The Trask's perpetually lamb-like demeanor.

Howdy, shoppers! DFA just came across this screamin' deal on Ebay for y'all crack climbin' types. You're welcome.

"All the mountain online for the passionate persons of adventure!"

Get biz on Ebay. There's some deals to be had there if you look around.

Turning of machine power on with using button "POWER" saying. After turning of player videos to on (see with red color light saying energy am using in machine) to pressing "SET TIME" label buttons until light display number are flash six time, proceeding with to push "SET TIME" label button to reach proper day hour setting.

MotherchucKer - The Doctor just followed the instructions on the tube, none of that oven shit. If DFA recalls correctly, it was something like apply the BC, keep the surfaces apart and let it dry for 15 or 20 minutes until it's tacky, then smoosh 'em together and dry overnight. Guten luck, chucK.

You can wreck your shoulders by swimming, sure as you could by climbing. There's no such thing as "low impact". Shit, cycling will give you 'nad cancer. You could try knitting, but that will just give you arthritis and carpal tunnel syndrome. Try TV and Cheetos for a while, that might be safe.

Barge Cement and lotsa pressure all the way. DFA Barged some flapping toe soles on his Alps and weighted 'em with bricks, and the things have survived plenty of river running, approach shuffling, the Outer Space descent, etc. with nary a relapse. Barge Cement is the !

Nice avatar pic, Fejas! "CLEAR YOUR MIND! HIDE YOUR FEAR! DON'T LOOK 'ROUND DON'T TURN AROUND PENNYWISE IS HERE!"

Least your hairline's not receding at a rapid clip. Or is it?

Lummox is flummoxed by the flux redux in the flax hummocks where he fucks oxen and ducks faxes from deluxe lox-locker hockers and talks sex with vexingly buxom vixens after buttocks waxing, but before paying truck taxes to lax hucksters from Starbucks.

Life's more fun over .08.

Eh? Lummoxade? Izzat some type of new performance drink you mix with everclear? "Try our new MD 20/20 flavors; now with improved vomit liquefiers and added codeine kick!"

Isn't that a "BA" Barakus-sized wine-tasting cup? He's describing the STRONG dried fruit notes and hefty mouth-feel of a nice Cab, and indicating that it went down SMOOVE!

"buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong gimme some Bushmill's I'll sing you this song open another big box of cheap wine we're over thirty we're doin' just fine!"

Grazie, paisano!

Sport routes? At Castle Crags? Good luck finding many. DFA was there hiking a few years back, and passed a couple bolt lines on little crags by the trail on the way up, but the rest of the park is pretty tradly as the Doctor understands it. Word is the CC guidebook is back in print, though, maybe you can find it somewhere.

Too-shay, Rambo.