Dr_Flash_Amazing

Easy on the blasphemy and slander, there, hoss.

DFA knew a couple folks at the Adventure Center. Did you know Robyn J. or that huge guy from NZ (or was it Australia?), what was his name? Nigel, was it?

C'mon, Necro, don't you want to break out of your usual routines and try something new for once?

Some doofus with all the wits of a grapefruit and all the charm of a cockroach.

Izzat like pocket pool, or what? Nice edit, Dudley Do-right.

Erik, you're fifteen posts too late!

Ehhh ... nope. "Say it to DFA's face" was one o' them "joke" type of deals. Figured using one of Caveman's favorite sayings would've been enough to convey the sarcasm to even the dumbest cc.com zombie. The Doctor will try harder next time. Oh, and !

Phones is workin' in PDX. You're hosed, holmes.

Ahhh, so that's it. It sounded vaguely familiar, but the Doctor thought it was from some 60's TV show or something. Never did get into the Twin Peaks craze.

What? There's plenty of anonymous goons on this board! Well, Trask, anyway. (Oh, yeah, GREAT example, Doctor!) How 'bout you show your face at the PRG, instead, wiseguy?

You talking about the spelling correction? 'Cause it was to be helpful, not be a dick. What's the problem with proper spelling, especially with pesky homonyms? Or is it homophones? Anyway, you wanna talk shit, say it to DFA's face, so he can politely request that you be nice in person rather than having to stoop to doing so over this infernal internet.

Hey, rbw, do you know if Metolius makes clothes any more? (DFA knows that, by the way, which is why he figured some of their closeouts might turn up as a "HOT DEAL!!!!")

Just FYI. Alternately ...

Trask, who IS this Cooper goob you keep quoting? Sounds like an incurable loser.

Tempting DFA with lust, are you? "Get thee behind me, satan!"

Trask, you're so cruel sometimes. Steroid rage again? Or is it Viagra withdrawal?

Figure that if any four-season tent is going to have the seams damaged from folding is a piece of crap. Likewise one that suffers from stuffing. That's DFA's gut feeling, anyway. Can't imagine something like that really getting all that damaged by a storage method.

From '77 to '94, and then back and forth a couple times before settling in PDX. DFA did the Mt. Ashland run/walk (the walk) once, but never did bike past toothpick. More keen on bombing back down, and no patience for that much uphill slogging.

Hey, cracker; it's a good day to die. Fuckin' Custer wannabe.

This thing is a good idea. Next time some Metolius shorts or a matching chalk bag/belt combo with deluxe toothbrush comes up, DFA will snag it. Gracias, hombres.

Trask has been too busy doing coke and chasing tail around the pool to keep up with current events.

Ah, forget it. It's just too damn fish-in-a-barrel easy.