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  1. especially since you can't climb there the first month of the summer without making the birds
  2. ditto for anywhere in the american south during the summer! why on earth would you inflict that on a poor child?
  3. ivan

    bacon

    there's alwasy room for bacon
  4. ivan

    Thank Obama!

    dude! they're stealing our bitches and our bands!
  5. ivan

    bacon

    the best night of my life was the one where i felt a serious stomach ache coming on - in my genius, i convinced meself that eating a whole pack of bacon would Soothe the Beast - i spent the rest of the evening sleeping on the bathroom floor, puking every 10 minutes on the clock, then shivering on the ground while recharging for the next - i shit thee not, 50 pukes later, i was still finding bacon particles hiding out in some gut wrinkle i was back on the bacon horse the next day though bitches!
  6. i feel like it's not appropriate for me to sprout a stiffie over this'un
  7. ivan

    Thank Obama!

    my recent explosive consumption of domestic wine is no doubt at the heart of this holy event
  8. based on waistline, he might be more game for the idea if you asked for a bacon forum
  9. the reality of dog is far more often a stumbling block
  10. i don't know what this means but it sure sounds dirty
  11. plus customs is probably a bitch?
  12. the action's just fine - i don't have the thing in front of me here at school of course but recall taking a single clip, threading it through the two holes of the left side of the trigger that had held the broken wire, then finagling it through the single hole on each lobe where the original wire had gone, then cutting off the excess and bending the wire down to keep it in place the action's just fine - layton's system using fishing line would no doubt be better and smoother - same principle, just tie knots in the line i reckon - you could pm him
  13. oh, and it's insanely easy - bend paperclip strait, tease tease through the holes and make fast! remember, the wires aren't loadbearing themselves
  14. layton uses fishing line to replace the trigger wire - i currenlty am using a paper clip on my red alien
  15. coolest mis-spelling i've ever had on one of my weekly current event quizzes: "large hardon collider" not one motherfucker noticed it either!
  16. if nothing else, our current HC system is excellent for curing insomnia - even if you can't afford an hmo, you can always start a conversation about their very nature that oughta quickly do the trick!
  17. but the near -corpse is itself the jesus-fish, which can not die but rise from the ashes again - the republicans will be back up on their feet and stark raving mad in control agian in short order - how many years seperated the vileness of republifuck corruption under nixon from ragean? i don't really understand it well, but i know its not really about religion - if it was then war-mongering and poor-fucking wouldn't be the order of the day, eh? republicans sell conservativsim, which by a poll discussed in the news last week grows unchecked - the idea that gramma, ignorant bitch that she was, was always right and the future is to be feared if it's not just like the past
  18. "DJEETHUTH LUVTH YOU!" and extra laps after (public school football) practice for blaspheming!
  19. ivan

    Rain!

    natasha = ah, satan!
  20. uh, why can't we climb at ozone during the winter again? - seems like the only time i ever do
  21. dunno 'bout the best place in the world to climb, but trout is personally the most painful place i've ever climbed
  22. "i must admit you have an astonishingly good idea there doctor"
  23. am i the only one here who ever attended a taping of the 700 club? reggie white was present 1988 it musta been w/ my psycho 7th grade born-again-and-shtting-in-his-diapers football coach driving the short bus - digg it bitches!
  24. ivan

    Diet?

    ANYONE can aid climb!
  25. the best way to write about climbing is to not write about climbing lotza coarse language and gratitious pictures of full-figure women works well too, forsoothe
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