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they're all pink on the inside :puke:

pearl jam on cotton sheets?

having sex w/ a canadian is a lot like having sex w/ your brother

sweet! i look forward to stealing this book

wherever you found it, you know it's mine, in fact, hello, watchu do'in w/ my camelot beyotch!?!

there is little room for compromise in conversations about invisible guys in bathrobes hanging out in the clouds

my favorite site i hiked past down there was the half-collapsed a-frame, sans power n' water, flying a century old weather-beaten "the south shall rise again" flag out front

i think you’re making more of this story than ever it was worth – even if it had been what it initially looked like it wouldn’t really have meant a damn thing – it’s not like anyone was worried there was a kentucky super-friends cabal down there poised to pull the whole house of cards down on our heads and this was just the tip of the iceberg – and even if homeslice was just a sad, sad suicide, its not like that means there are no crazy survivalist mother-fucker types hanging round appalachia

Sorry, Im too busy climbing... all the time. you gotta talk to climb?

dude, all the bad noise is coming from our penis-envy of your fine, fine socialist workers' paradise up there, so ya see, its your own stupid fault so why don't you have a big ole plate of french fries n' gravy n' wash'er down w/ a tall, cool glass of shutdafuckup?

any chance you might take it up anyways? too many doorknobs round here yet to give up on my dip-shit pelt collection

if i lived in eastern kentucky i'd take up suicide as a hobby too

i burned my first tent - god i hated that stupid bitch

did you use a sled to drag that large plastic bin up to this extreme alpine destination? you clearly haven't climb w/ geoff where was the coffee press dude?

keep chopping - you boys have almost Got It All Figured Out!

even carl sandburg would have to put a bag over america's head to bang her proper

is america was a bitch, she'd definitely be a red-head

"What is the house of America but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs?"

what exactly is the return policy on america again?

will america take a check?

dude, america is far too busy to answer 4 fucking questions - can you shorten it down to one - can you make it fit on a bumper sticker shit, wait, can you hold while i get america on the line? goddammit...

jamaica big black stone-crazy a fine place for a fuzzy drink and a fucked up frame of mind

would it be improper to take liberties w/ america, ya know, if she was like agreeable w/ the whole proposition n' whatnot?

holy shit dude - shameless embracement and display of the Monkey Within like that ought best to be burnt at midnight, along w/ any of your old My Little Pony personal journals ya might have lying around!

'cuz then you couldn't be part of ours you silly little man