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Everything posted by ivan
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as to fear mongering, the kinda folks who get all antsy about shit like this are usually nervous about a thousand other things everybody needs a hobby to distract them from the fact that, as the good reverend jonathan edwards said waybackwhen, we're all sinners in the hands of an angry god
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Surely, you jest? i wish - it's why i didn't get kevbone my omsi tr last week i have been able to do some fine buildering on the lower level of the doerhnbacher hospital though - really cool 5.4 chimenys of concrete textured rock eowyn's gonna be fine i reckon - it's just i've felt like tomorrow will be better for a week now and it's kept not happening - my whole adult life i've managed to keep meself out of hospitals, so the expereince is novel, but not really in a funky-fresh-getting-blown-by-a-porn-star good kinda novel way... worth pointing out that she's always been a super active, healthy kid and seeing her practically incapable of moving under her own power, apathetic sometimes and crying angry the rest blows
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not gonna read a manifesto of such length, but its not fear mongering is it to relate that my 5 year old daughter is currently in the hospital w/ a tube running out of her chest, listless as dead fish, for 7 days now as a result of complications from the bacon flu?
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aid!!! belayers loooove it
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speaking of dr. stranglove, here's a cool anniversary for you - today was the 48th anniverary of the largest man-made explosion in history - the russians set off "tsar bomba" oct 30, 1961 - the bomb itself weighed 28 tons and was so fucking huge it was never intended as an actual weapon, more like a gross physical salute to going all out to fuck some shit up! they basically strapped it onto the outside a b52 looking thing that could barely lift it the initial fireball was 5 miles in diameter - the bomb itself equaled 50 million tons of tnt (and could have been 100 if they hadn't purposefully reduced it from the theoritical 100 megatons) - a person standing 62 miles away would suffer 3rd degree burns from it - meow! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCkhYhmKgv0&feature=related
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especially since you can't climb there the first month of the summer without making the birds
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ditto for anywhere in the american south during the summer! why on earth would you inflict that on a poor child?
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dude! they're stealing our bitches and our bands!
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the best night of my life was the one where i felt a serious stomach ache coming on - in my genius, i convinced meself that eating a whole pack of bacon would Soothe the Beast - i spent the rest of the evening sleeping on the bathroom floor, puking every 10 minutes on the clock, then shivering on the ground while recharging for the next - i shit thee not, 50 pukes later, i was still finding bacon particles hiding out in some gut wrinkle i was back on the bacon horse the next day though bitches!
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i feel like it's not appropriate for me to sprout a stiffie over this'un
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my recent explosive consumption of domestic wine is no doubt at the heart of this holy event
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based on waistline, he might be more game for the idea if you asked for a bacon forum
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the reality of dog is far more often a stumbling block
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i don't know what this means but it sure sounds dirty
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plus customs is probably a bitch?
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the action's just fine - i don't have the thing in front of me here at school of course but recall taking a single clip, threading it through the two holes of the left side of the trigger that had held the broken wire, then finagling it through the single hole on each lobe where the original wire had gone, then cutting off the excess and bending the wire down to keep it in place the action's just fine - layton's system using fishing line would no doubt be better and smoother - same principle, just tie knots in the line i reckon - you could pm him
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oh, and it's insanely easy - bend paperclip strait, tease tease through the holes and make fast! remember, the wires aren't loadbearing themselves
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layton uses fishing line to replace the trigger wire - i currenlty am using a paper clip on my red alien
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coolest mis-spelling i've ever had on one of my weekly current event quizzes: "large hardon collider" not one motherfucker noticed it either!
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if nothing else, our current HC system is excellent for curing insomnia - even if you can't afford an hmo, you can always start a conversation about their very nature that oughta quickly do the trick!
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but the near -corpse is itself the jesus-fish, which can not die but rise from the ashes again - the republicans will be back up on their feet and stark raving mad in control agian in short order - how many years seperated the vileness of republifuck corruption under nixon from ragean? i don't really understand it well, but i know its not really about religion - if it was then war-mongering and poor-fucking wouldn't be the order of the day, eh? republicans sell conservativsim, which by a poll discussed in the news last week grows unchecked - the idea that gramma, ignorant bitch that she was, was always right and the future is to be feared if it's not just like the past
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"DJEETHUTH LUVTH YOU!" and extra laps after (public school football) practice for blaspheming!
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uh, why can't we climb at ozone during the winter again? - seems like the only time i ever do