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dunno 'bout the best place in the world to climb, but trout is personally the most painful place i've ever climbed

"i must admit you have an astonishingly good idea there doctor"

am i the only one here who ever attended a taping of the 700 club? reggie white was present 1988 it musta been w/ my psycho 7th grade born-again-and-shtting-in-his-diapers football coach driving the short bus - digg it bitches!

ANYONE can aid climb!

the best way to write about climbing is to not write about climbing lotza coarse language and gratitious pictures of full-figure women works well too, forsoothe

i'm too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts

the republican party's newest approach to abstinence only education

a one man, 19th century style solution to the fucking energy crisis

"pssst, your ball is showing!"

during a zombie attack, it's a damn pleasure to have a dude like that in the room w/ you

that kid would be pretty cute if he wasn't a damn dirty honky! i would like to read the article on golf in that epidode however

more like dispensing single-payer paid for h1n1 vaccine shots on that there titanic deck

mouth fulla mutton?

certainly plenty of die used on that guy

on the emunclaw petting ranch no doubt?

not jackasses?

uh, did ya'll not see the "no smart talking in fucking spray" sign when ya came in? jayb no doubt started us down this here slippery slope there, i said slope, so we can have a racial conversation now instead

i owe all my genius to the reel to reel copies of beeth-oven's glorious 5th my pop's used to play when i was busy shitting meself on the floor as a wee-newt the copies of sheridan gunnery excercises he taped on the fort hood tank range were pretty schweet too - "on the way!!!"

omfg, ya'll have got to watch "brother bear" right fucking now so you can understand why i HAD to kill meself :: now if only i can manage to get my whole head in front of the shotgun, and time it to match the crescendo of phil collins and tina turner simulatenously 'ing the phuck out!

also very hungover climber barrier too, based on my last attempt

any relation to infamous beacon rock clamberer?

you can legally marry your right hand in canuckistan?

stalking either of dem der bitzes would be like stalking satan-incarnate

in '03 the right gully was fine when it looked like this, though the final step below the summit wasn't formed (as it looks out in this pic too) but it wasn't too hard to skirt it on rocks off right hey, it was my first TR even!

last i saw they were good n' chubby(ier)