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  1. ivan

    Modern Warfare 2

    um, it might be best if that little hombre had his trousers trimmed asap to prevent the further slurrification of the earth sphere
  2. if i can unlazy meself i got some good video of a buncha base-types hurling off the picnic wall this past saturday - it must be legal in the park i reckon?
  3. i hope yer recycling all that or yer gonna make the indians
  4. ivan

    Obama's Undoing

    is that lincoln as the suicide bomber?
  5. ivan

    Obama's Undoing

    FW, spare me the agony of reading all this - which of the options below are you going w/? A) the earth is not getting warmer B) the earth is warming, it's just not the fault of mankind
  6. ivan

    Obama's Undoing

    the "we're not making the world hotter" folk remind me distinctly of amity's mayor in "jaws"
  7. i was climbing on the plw wall y-day and 2day - a ton of traffic y-day including 3,000,000 kids, so who knows? saw ya'll up there on the wall 2day - fun route - i think i enjoy watching folks climb it more than climbing it meself
  8. ivan

    Obama's Undoing

    isn't impeachment, like, for high crimes n' misdemeanors n' whatnot? what's illegal about this? as for the, holy-shit, we can't keep the american public safe if we have a trial - is this really the first trial in human history of a terrorist? i can't imagine there'll be that many guards snoozing 'roudn the courthouse
  9. ivan

    Veterans

    if you're a veteran you'd probably do best not to be reading anything on this site
  10. kenny n' justin gang-banged winter delight (or is spring fever, damn gook routes all sound the same?) i solo humped wrong gull, but not the upper pitch - if i had been less hungover maybe i woulda got outta bed 'fore 9? rained till noon or so, but nice afternoon - the corner is a aquaduct currently
  11. ivan

    Thank Obama!

    don't you have homework to be doing, fw?
  12. 'cuz all us bacon-boys 'r known for being such fine upstanding n' wealthy citizens, right john?
  13. so pretty much ivan got his own forum... i am a village pete's just pissed 'cuz his emunclaw forum-baby keeps getting shot down
  14. i've done that trip before you're lucky you didn't try throwing kentucky into the mix - almost got meself shot by a zealous security guard there - fucking coal miners! interesting piece of trivia - anyone know the previous name for pennsylvania's highpt (black mtn) 'fore someone thought maybe it wasn't so PC?
  15. do any of these go clean or do I need a hammer? LCK turned me on to spring fever. Thinking thats next on my list they all go clean and they all reach grassy ledges in 2 proud pitches and will likely take you the whole day this time of year - you'll want hooks and brassies and very small cams (black aliens/00 metollius plus blue aliens/0 metollius) - if you do spring fever you might as well continue up bluebird
  16. ivan

    YANKEES

    i liked baseball 'cuz there were few rules - basketball, by comparison, pissed me 'cuz it was rare the game i didn't foul out by the 3rd quarter i usually was playing baseball in the south or on an army base, so it was usually only half-honkey
  17. ivan

    YANKEES

    what'eva, oh-uber-jaded one as a kid, baeball was my favorite sport to play - simple as that - i liked throwing a ball as far as i could, i liked smacking the shit out of something w/ a giant bat, i liked catching a ball that had flown 300 feet through the air by the time i got to it, i liked the mano-y-mano gladiatorial thing about facing off a guy just a few feet away hurling a rock at me skull and having to have the balls to not bail out everytime he let it go i'm w/ you on the watching of sports on t.v. though - i don't watch any sports anymore, w/ the occassional exception at a party or something - climbing is my new favorite sport, and i've always preferred getting laid to watching porn
  18. ivan

    YANKEES

    i fucking hated the dodgers that year but holy shit i KNEW what was gonna happen that at-bat w/o even having to watch it
  19. ivan

    YANKEES

    baseball rocks - standing in centerfield for hours on end, chewing endless mouthfuls of sunflower seeds like some bipedal ground hog and hurling endless insults not at the other team but at your own dumb-ass, mostly retarded pitcher who JUST CAN'T PUT THE BALL OVER THE FUCKING PLATE is a glorious way to spend a spring afternoon (bench clearing brawls where the recently released from the juvie members of your team can be seen streaming towards the far side, helmeted and bats in hand, ain't exactly unentertaining niether ) as for enjoying a game in person, it is a barrier to non-hedonists i'll admit- for chrissakes, how can you not like a game where you can get falling down drunk, puke all over your benchmates, passout, sleep off the hangover while dreaming about laaarge women and wake a new man only to find that concievably NOTHING has changed in the game?
  20. mega parties on the ledge in the pouring hibernal rain are just soooo cozy somehow i doubt the new forum will keep the beahaters at bay
  21. nice indeed justin 'since ya just started aiding a couple months ago, no? do ground zero, takes fist or the dutchman next!
  22. ivan

    YANKEES

    my army colonel father fancies himself a liberal these days
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