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"what the fuck are you talking about?"

consume weapons-grade halogenic drugs n' still clamber on local rock in the presence of Known Dickheads? sweeeet video! "there are other annapurnas in the life of man"

is it possible to climb at trout creek w/o taping and not come away looking like you fisted the virgin mary?

battery acid out to get out all the oily patches

you might define "work" - historically, it's been plenty succesful in producing wealth and conquering the world - if our space exploration is ever to get anywhere significant, it'll take capitalism to underwrite it i bet.

no reason you can't hate rich assholes just as much as poor ones?

i agree - 9000$ person isn't exactly a fortune anyhow?

i'll spare you having to look up the numbers: something like $63 trillion in 2010, and 7 billion meat-popsicles currently stumbling around terra firma

find out the global gdp, then divide it by the global population, then report back your conclusion.

i've never seen a wealthy marmot.

spray's been weak for months now...fucking civility.

the first tape i ever bought, w/ piggie bank money no less, was "license to ill" - i was 11 and thank fuck my parents had no idea what it was i was purchasing

god knows anastasia and oleg have been up there enought times lusting after it - how can they not have a pic?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2012/05/the-beastie-boys-adam-yauch-dies-after-long-battle-with-cancer.html [video:youtube]

some light reading for you?

"Would you like to spend the rest of your life in a pain amplifier?"

i put an ice-tool through my forehead the day before my 1st life insurance inspector came around to inspect my skin-suit only to find my fine, crisp stitches - shit, i said, i just hit meself in the head w/ a hammer (not even a white-lie!), what can ya do? for reasons i've still not understood, they turned me down they said somethign about climbing above 14,000 feet being unkosher, pointing to my denali climb the summer before. fuck'em.

from that website, oleg: "...about 240 employees (about 30% of whom, like Dave, are ex-felons)..." and the employment page: http://www.daveskillerbread.com/about-us/employment-opportunities.html

yeah, holy shit, how could i have forgotten daves?! wouldn't be surprised if that voodoo joint had the same origins?

i'm currently putting all my assets into the stray cats slouching in ever increasing squadrons into my backyard to stay

isn't every fisherman in alaska a former felon?

whole soylent green or white soylent green, that is the question.

and yet the average ear canal is far too narrow to fit my enormous cock

if you're gonna climb at a secret crag, you have to wear a ninja costume and an occupy-mask

i win over all comers by force of my award-winning personality