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ivan

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  1. at least... ...the Great White Modern Motherfuckers... ...have a practical point?
  2. throw yer panties up on the stage people!!!
  3. get your right foot up by your left ear!!!
  4. how da fuck they 'llow this here website there then?
  5. getting the ride back's the bitch
  6. ivan

    Montreal...

    like saying you got the biggest cock in china though?
  7. none of this shit is gonna get better 'til we get that lying sumbitch nixon out da white-house!!!
  8. no one ever dies, they just go off to fight evil in another dimension
  9. woulda made more sense if all ya'd climbed was lay lady lay in its luxurious velvet of poison ivy
  10. wouldn't you have to actually climb here a couple times first before you could manage so machiavellian an agenda?
  11. the important question we are NOT asking: is our beatards learning?!?
  12. dunno 'bout free, but i would be happy to return the gear unknown personages left/lost at the base and on the first pitch of the salacious stone soup last week
  13. ivan

    Mt Hood

    ask and ye shall receive... hanging from a rope and a bit of elastic... bit of bullshit below what is above must come down Don't Fuck w/ the Man w/ No Eyes
  14. ¡Viva la Revolución!
  15. i need no encouragement to abase meself before the altar of self-worship
  16. thus the need for the nitro! gotta blow all those fuckers up so you can get by!
  17. nothing like dying while standing in line on vacation
  18. ivan

    Mt Hood

    the 'schrund below the n face currently in skeery condition - the right side now overhanging slush w/ essentially nothign to stand on to try to traverse around...
  19. tree climbing beyotch! that there general sherman is a big'un
  20. I will if you agree to spend time with your kids this summer...... on the books already we got 1 week in colorado in the mountains w/ my folks, 1 week on the oregon coast car n' beach camping, and 4 days camping in central oregon crawling around in caves and clambering on old lava flows - good enough?
  21. you people all need to put your heads on your desks for 5 minutes
  22. why, couldn't they just have been channeling ike n' tina turner?
  23. just 2 months older than me and friend of a friend - puts my own relentlessly recurring bouts of depression in their proper place i suppose - hard to hold on to good humor amidst these daily slings and arrows, and sad to see a strong one taken by them
  24. how can it be pure adventure if its got topos?
  25. i'll be sure to be gone that day, just for you
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