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Thanks bm, I'll have to look into those places.

Come on sk, we are talking reality here. Everyone knows there is no such thing as a "blow up hardman." Oh and there are female jedi. You need to watch episode 2 again or talk to your kids.

No go forth and wank, my son. Notice the addition of a comma to emphasize a break in speaking. "My son" is an endearing term. I could have just as easily have said grasshopper, gumbie, etc. I have no son and wouldn't want anyone to wank one if I had one. Go wank your own horsecocks. Sometimes I wonder about that Dan Larson guy. Maybe he's been putting in too much time in that Muir hut.

whaz up beeottches! Sorry I couldn't resist

I was thinking the other day about what the ultimate CC.com post would contain. Perhaps we could award a large Horsecock trophy to the winner. Here are some key words you might want to include in your post: Horsecock, Alpine hookers, Fred Beckey, Muir hut, Snafflehounds, Wanker, Lycra, Bolt-chopping, Spray, Obvious gully, Larry th tool, and Rescue choppers. Judges will be looking for a post of 500 words or less displaying the quintessetial character that has become the CC.com lifestyle. Vulgarity and slander is encouraged and you will be expected to show skill in chest beating and degradation of other posters. Topics may include but are not limited to: bolting issues, rank of sport climbers in the climbing community, use of reefer and its effects, cat fights amoung female posters and avatar female posters, environmental topics, trail fees, alcoholic beverage consumption, sex in the mountians, what constitutes as spray, validity of slideshows at local TNF stores, and "experienced" climber rescues. All entries must be in before the glaciers entirely melt in the NW. Good luck.

With a few exceptions climbing is always fun for me. Here are my favs: Cooper Spur, Mt Hood -fun route, saw northern lights, first mtn with Highlander North Face, Grand Teton -first long alpine route, fun partners (warped ward), big commitment, 41 hours of no sleep Castleton Tower, Kor Ingalls route -fun partners, awesome climb, views Ancient Art, - exposure Yankee Clipper, Potrero Chico -can you say 15 pitch sport route North Six Shooter, Indian Creek -the classic desert tower Epinepherine, Red Rocks- Chimney galore Salathe Wall, El Cap -nothing like your first el cap route Steck/Salathe route, The Sentinal -The best rock climb I've ever done, great friends, classic yosemite

And Fred is man who introduced us to Horsecock. I don't know if I could have done half of my climbs without it. Thank you Fred Beckey.

Damn, that'll buy alot of cams!!!!

Oh, wait that's every post where sk's around.

This could be the most ideal thread I have ever seen on CC.com. How often do you see WOMEN talking about HORSECOCK and then BITCHSLAPPING each other on the same thread.

You have become wankified. Now go forth and wank my son.

quote: Originally posted by richard noggin: Lady's get a Conceled Weapons Permit and erradicate this scum.[/QB] To respond to Nogoodin, If you were referring to me as scum I think you should think otherwise. On the other hand if you are speaking catagorically about the losers that prey upon the weak then I agree. If I was a weak woman I would always carry a green lightsaber with me. It is an elegant weapon from a more civilized time you know. Not a red one though, because that is what darth vader uses and you might think I was a bad guy. It is small and would fit in my purse nicely or maybe I could hook my keys onto it. Then when the mall stalker attacked I would cut his arm off. Of course I would first try the non-violent approach, "You do not want to rape me. I am not the victum you are looking for." But the mind trick doesn't always work on heathen so you gotta get medieval on the muthafukas (that was for you Erik). Just a few thoughts.

ah Mtn High, Can you give me directions. . . I can't remember how to find that REI with the cool climbing in it.

Is it considered a pink-point if your preplace pickets?

Headed out to Flagstone yesterday and was just wondering how many other little "secret" crags there are in the forests around Eugene. Yes, I know Flagstone is not a secret anymore, I don't need to be sprayed on that subject.

The road to ZSM status cannot be rushed grasshopper.

Just made a call to fellow Texan George W. He said he'll get his people right on my anticipated rescue this weekend. Operation Enduring Gumbie should be in full force by tommorrow. In a side note GW also said the new govt agency, Snafflehound Security, will be up and running within the month.

I agree 457

Gapertimmey, that sounds like a good name for a route!

This post is a shameless attempt to ride the numbers game to Zen Spray status.

The gift that keeps on giving- 1 couldn't find a partner 2 couldn't find a partner 3 couldn't find a partner 4 realized I'm a chronic gumby 5 realized I'm sane

I remember seeing that same bra last year on the Dreamer approach.

I personnally like the snot-surprise flavor over the salty-slug flavor.

Two key words I noticed in MF206ers post were SPORT CLIMBING. Sorry that all climbing can't be done 5 min from your suvi, belaying from a chair with a cuzi in one hand and your dog running wild sticking its nose up peoples asses.

Yet again all the same people posting beta on another great mtn.