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texplorer

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  1. Have only used a few DMM's but I think they would work just fine. I still like having my camalots but. . . . WC are IMO the best large size (>#4). I would like to get a couple of 5's and a 6. Matt dude, not to diss but the big BD's are wobley and unstable and you don't need a #5 on the Kor Ingals either.
  2. True origins of the name are somewhat unclear. Early english manuscripts contains accounts of small furry mountain creatures called "snaphla hundis". Lewis and Clark reported encounters with small rodent-like animals eating their rations of "buffalo-cock" and generally causing a nuisance. It is believed that Lewis used the indian word "sanaflow" and added the english "hound" to describe his vermin.
  3. Fred probably doesn't give a shit about his member status.
  4. Maybe you can feed all those starvin kids rations of HC
  5. Unlesss. . . .they add a 30 page "Women of Alpinism" spread of hot alpine girls cranking M10 in bikinis.
  6. Maybe you should head down to Potrero Chico this winter. 15 pitch sport routes of 5.10! Oh, and the ratings are soft so you can spray us with recounts of your first 5.12!
  7. texplorer

    bolt gun

    Really , how much does she cost?
  8. I wonder if in 50 years from now well still be posting on here. Probably start talking about all the old hardman sprayers and how all the new posters have lost the ancient spray arts. Maybe we'll speak of the old legends of spraylore and how they were able to turn an informational site into the sprayfest it is today. Yes, well look back on the this time as the Golden Age of Spray. Here's one to all the old school members
  9. Hey look dru, I'm just 5 members after you but only have a tenth of the posts. Maybe I should eat my Horsecock so I can become a big sprayer like you someday. Probably should add some beer too
  10. Aaaaaah Drew, you learn in time, grasshopper.
  11. Mounatin Boarding- Are you tired of racking your nutz on the same old handrails. Come join the ever growing sport of mountain boarding where you'll be able to attain speeds far greater than any overpass and ram your gonads on a plethora of new and exciting objects. Best of all EMS is miles and hours away so you get to enjoy your suffering for ever longer periods and experiment with death. It's fun, its hip, it's not bouldering. http://www.mountainboarder.com/
  12. Lame attempts to keep this post on topic will not work drew.
  13. No, I am resisting the urge to totally spray out why your fav mag went the way of the dodo.
  14. The size cordelette you use is inversely proportional to the size of your horsecock or ehhumm... snakecock, whatever you may be.
  15. Was viewing the story in another post about Galen Rowell's death and found this story. "another tragedy occurred over the weekend as our fellow videographer friend Mark McNally died while skateboarding on Forest Trail up in Mammoth. Truly a terrible weekend, makes one want to enjoy the day a little more since life is always so damn fleeting...." WTF is this? I didn't know you skateboard on forest trails?
  16. Watch out for cougars!
  17. quote: Originally posted by Greg W: What kind of jiggy Canadian poser bullshit is this? I'm cracking up Greg.
  18. I am resiting the urge to respond to your last post DFA.
  19. His photos really are inspiring. Always a sad thing to see someone so alive go away.
  20. In honor of trask: You could hollow out your horsecock and fill it with gu. That way you could gnaw on your cock and squirt yourself with your own gu! Hey maybe I could even sell and market them. I think Jizzers would be a good name.
  21. Yea, I like trask's posts too. He's kind of like fred beckey only he's younger, hasn't done alot of first ascents, and doesn't have his pic up in the MEC. This HC's for you
  22. Somehow I get the feeling all this "gate flutter" and "gate Lashing" are things contrived by the gear manufactures to sell you a biner for a couple of bucks more. I mean hell- beckey, robbins, and all those other hardmen climbed on ovals for years. For the record though I have wiregates on both ends. Guess I was a sucker to the hype.
  23. The stupidist thing I ever did was start posting on CC.com
  24. You people are all sketch. I'm never climbing with any of you unsafe wankers.
  25. But DFA is not a ZSM
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