texplorer

All great comments here. Yes, I have a fine batch of snaffles coming up this season. Contrary to what you might have heard SH's breed and multiply quickly especially on my secret specially formulated horsecock. Despite this my inventory is always being bought up by SE asian pharmaceutical companies. It seems that the chinese deem eating Snafflehound testicles as an aphrodisiac. I have many breeds of snaffles but my specialty is the show snaffles. My favorite are the rare albino valhalla snaffles. Much less aggresive than their cousins, the Valhalla rock snaffles, these small cudly creatures are great for pets. Ancient indians believed seeing one of these in the wild meant you would have good luck. Dru, your pic is actually a red-footed Bugaboo snaffle. This one is a juvenile. They have been reported to grow to 80lbs in captivity. In your other pic it is hard to tell exactly if it is a Valhalla snaffle. He definetly has the characteristic black ears and grey nose. Some people have claimed that this species can squirt venom from glands near its eyes. Don't forget to watch my one hour special on The Learning Channel - Snafflehound: Rodent of Legend. In it I go in search of the elusive Mexican desert snafflehound.

PS Don't try to use your posts to attract women. The women here are extremely gulible and swoon to even the slightest show of masculinity (sk not included). Why can't we all be civilized on here?

Dennis, I can't believe you have defamed this website with this kind of post. I only come onto this site to get route beta and talk about climbing issues. Whatever were you thinking posting something like this?

And so with the joy climbing brings so it sometimes brings sorrow. Be careful friends as I will be also. It is sad when any climber dies.

Small rack = AA Medium rack = C Large rack = DD Most people wear slings on their racks but some just let their racks hang free.

I think there are special stores that sell condoms here. You could wear one of those and call yourself the pope.

Sorry guys, I have a big test tommorrow and will be studying all damn day today. Ok, maybe I'll stop by, but only for a climb or two.

Did the S/Burgner route with Highlander and thought it was stellar. Be a solid .9 leader though! Lots of fun pitches on it. Next time up I'll do the beckey route due to high acclaim by the Caveman. PS. bring extra horsecock.

A friend and myself camped under the icefall last year on the route. I awoke to really big chunks of ice coming off but it all sluffed away. There were some nice bivy sites up there when we were there but I have heard they are gone due to icefall now. If you feel comfortable frontpointing you can skirt the icecliff to the left of camp hazard and not have to downclimb around a rock outcrop. A second tool would come in handy there but we did it without one.

That's ok Klenke, Although I have a special place in my heart for all snafflehounds, the ones I breed are not your run of the mill alpine rat. No, no mine are some of the finest varmits you'll ever see. The encounter your friend had was the equivalent of meeting up with trailer trash in humans. May the Horsecock be with you. K-dog

A step up from the 86ed thread. Yeaaa baby. Word out to my snaffles. HC in the Hizzouse!

Why not be the Brigham Young of our new religion and take yourself 10 or 20 wives.

What were we talking about ?

Dude those pics rock. Makes me want to go back. I still remember that slab pitch with the crack running up it.

Yes SK nuts can be useful but when your a cam dude like me its hard to accept (even when your runout on a crappy cam at a "secret spot" in central oregon-not that I would know anything about that anyway) Traditionally I don't like nuts (except those two essential ones) and especially not hexes or those lowe tricams thingers. I have about 30 something cams and I like to use em. I hear people always talk about a "bomber hex." Yea well I'll just plug in a #3 camalot and keep pluggin when your still fiddling with your "bomber hex." I know what your thinking, weight smeight -learn to haul a man's rack and then you won't have any problems. I admit I'm not a stellar climber or anything like that but I get up stuff alive and have a pretty good system. I have the same setup as AlpineK. My reason for not putting gear on my harness is that I find it hard to grab that yellow alien on my right side with my left hand when my right hand is in a greasy tips fingerlock. [ 07-08-2002, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: texplorer ]

Clever Ian, very clever. HORSECOCK!!!!!!!!1

So when Larry "the tool" comes up and asks for your permit that's when you pull out your .45 mag and say, "I got your permit right here." Try it and see what happens.

or maybe we could use methane

Dennis, we could just ride around in cars with Hydrogen pressure tanks. Just a little fender bender could set off a hindenburgesqe exposion. Not only would you be cleaning hte environment but you would be keeping road ragers at a distance.

Yea, whoever that punk that bailed on you should get his ass kicked. Oh wait a minute that was me. Next time I come up were doin Slesse!!!!

On the same note Carolyn I've taken several newbies out only to find them not as fervent about climbing as I had hoped. To them I think it was like a novelty or something. In short they didn't appreciate it to the extent that I love the sport. I admit I am a bit eccentric about climbing but it is just my favorite thing to do. Now I just go with people who seem to have the same drive as I do. Even if they are pretty green at least they'll go balls out for their level. That is what I look for in a partner now.

Try putting a half of a jalepeno in them and then wrapping with bacon. mmmmmmmmmmmm

why waste a good day hiking when you can climb.

That's encouraging Dennis, That means enough of us are pestering them for them to immediately refer us to our congressman. I guess if we pester him enough maybe he'll be tired of our yappin and get something done. or maybe rates will just go up.

hmmm sounds interesting. What job skills would I need as a lumber jack-offer?