texplorer

12:43 8/9/02 Texplorer becomes a Zen Spray Master

Damn you people are old.

I once belayed a partner up with a figure 8 using it like an atc at Beacon Rock. The only problem was that I used the big opening. Of all people a Mazama guy griped me out right there at the belay and told me I shouldn't be on this route. I knew I was wrong but from that day on I hated Mazamas for the holier than thou attitude that dude had. We ended up doing a harder climb that he did and my partner didn't fall so all was ok. Trials of a newbie. Oops.

Time for lust- Time for lies- Time to kiss you life goodbye-

Trip reports = chest beating

The Classic: So you have one of them bolt guns?

You better bring the stick clip if your doing the Monkey face via the A0 route. I pulled one of the bolts out about a month ago as I aided past it. Quite exhilarating to look down and see the bolt you were just standing on just pull right out when you have 20 ft of runnout! Whoever put those fat bolts in? It's a great route, now maybe an A0 with a hook move.

Holy crap belle, You are a rope marking guru!

:Thank you oh great moderators. I feel like I'm at the cashmere crags! I like your HC too Iceguy. Perhaps the mods will bless us with it as well. :snaffle

Amazing what just 20 posts will do to some peoples heads isn't it.

Watch out flash, your starting to seem reasonable. Do you really want to seem like an intelligent poster?

Hey moderators, do you think you could find a Horsecock eating graemlin and a snafflehound graemlin?

Another climber succumbs to the numbers game. . . .

only 5648? He must be all the way up to Lurker status

Watch out for Cougars! They hide just below the notch.

Aren't sport climbers comfortable with 50ft runouts? I thought Dreamer was a great sport route.

Ok, just as long as you understand the climbing world revolves are the trad world and that those who place gear are god's chosen ones and that when the end times come all stick clippers will burn in a pit of boiling gu being constantly eaten by rabid snafflehounds while HC is shoved into every orafice of their bodies.

Maybe I'll start a few sites . . . . www.reishoppers.net www.cascademallwalkers.com

Double ropes have their uses but I am still into one big fatty.

Wow, and this whole time I thought those things were alpine dental floss.

Unlike mr Richy Nogg, I will not bow to any lycra clad sporty. I climb it all sport, trad, alpine, etc. Anyone is good at only one thing is limited to that endeavor. Although I have incorporated a few "sporty" words into my vernacular I pity those who only know that sport. Even your hero, wolfgang gullich did alot of sick trad. I like both trad and sport. I tend to gravitate towards trad because I seem to have the "juevos" that it requires to climb on gear but I enjoy getting up a challenging sport route as well. They are not the same and in some senses uncomparable despite what is posted on this site. If Dr. Flash Annoying continues to spray out the holier than thou sport propaganda I will do my part to spout about the virtues of "true" and clean climbing. Not trying to troll blatently but your an cocky sob Flash.

I personnaly have the naked lady silouette on my helmet. She my lady luck and might come in handy someday when I'm bivying at the chains on bunnyface.

That pic of wolfy soloing in yosemite is one of my favs. Fred is still the shit though

Don't forget the cell phone just in case your stuck in high winds and just want to check in with the local Natl Guard helicopter pilots.

It was sunday morning when I started reading this crap and now its sunday afternoon. For future reference: CC.comers don't read posts over 3 lines long.