Cpt.Caveman Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Elvis Hitler - Crush Kill Destroy Cruising down the highway Using lots of gas I've got hundreds of horsepower Got the energy to pass Miles of steel and concrete Between my home and here I'm headed for 120 In only second gear CHORUS Crush, kill, destroy, crush, kill, destroy One flick of the wheel Bodies everywhere Tons of twisted metal People stop and stare Bloodstains on the highway On the road I am a god I've got the pedal to the metal I'm a mean machine In a hot rod CHORUS ********************************************** Dead Kennedy's "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round" Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job It's about time we did something constructive with these people We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together- And start another war The President? He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro Napalm People running down the road, skin on fire The Soviets seem up for it: The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun So whadya say? We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America? We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East-we need that oil We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya That man is unreliable. The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know what it looked like So how 'bout it? Look-War is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!? That's excellent. We knew you'd agree The companies will be very pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Black Flag- Damaged II I don't even care about self-destruction anymore, WHAT'S THE USE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Cumbaya, my lord . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 ...success is my only mutha-fuckin' option... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their moustaches caked with airplane glue. o come let us adore them California overboard when the sun sets on the ghetto all the broken stuff gets cold. Smith and Jones forever! Smith and Jones forever! Smith and Jones forever together forever and ever. Build a stage for Autumn's bitch. They walk the alleys in duct tape shoes. They see the things they need through the windows of a hatchback The alleys are the footnotes of the avenues. o come let us adore them California overboard holding up their trousers with extension cords. (chorus) I've got two tickets to a midnight execution. We'll hitchhike our way from Odessa to Houston and when they turn on the chair something's added to the air when they turn on the chair something's added to the air forever -Silver Jews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 ANARCHY BURGER. HOLD THE GOVERNMENT. anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them know your sick of it - write your congressman, - tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - you're all potential anarchy burgers - if you want to be free - order yourself an anarchy burger - (hold the government, please) - anarchy burger - hold the government - America stands for freedom - but if you think you're free - try walking into a deli - and urinating on the cheese - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - say fuck in front of your mom - fuck! - and - go to school naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I believe the same song was done in a more to-the-point condensed version... The Mentors - Sex & Violence sex and violence sex and violence sex and violence ::: Chorus ::: sex and violence That El Duce was a lyrical genius... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Anything by these guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 NOFX, 'The Decline' Where are all the stupid people from? And how'd they get to be so dumb? Bred on purple mountain range Feed amber waves of grains To lesser human beings, zero feelings Blame it on Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny) Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy) Fear of God The fear of change The fear of truth Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs There's no answers Memorize and sing star spangled songs When the questions Aren't ever asked Is anybody learning from the past? We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done? I took that 22 A gift to me from you To bed with me each night Kept it clean Polished it well Cherished every cartridge, every shell Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt There's a carcass of my second kill Down, by the park, under stone, under pine There's a carcass of my brother William Brother where, have you gone to? I swear, I never thought I could I see so many times They told me to shoot straight Don't pull the trigger, squeeze That will insure a kill A kill is what you want A kill is why we breed The Christians love their guns The church and NRA Pray for their salvations Prey on the lower faiths The story book's been read And every line believed Curriculum's been set Logic is a threat Reason searched and seized Jerry spent some time in Michigan A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine Jerry only stayed a couple months It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass Asphyxiation is simple and fast It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch Don't think (Stay) Drink your wine (Home) Watch the fire burn (Be) His problems not mine (Safe) Just be that model citizen I wish I had a schilling (For each senseless killing) For every senseless killing I'd buy a government America's for sale And you can get a good deal on it (A good deal on it) And make a healthy profit Or maybe, tear it apart Start with assumption That a million people are smart Smarter than one Serotonin's gone She gave up, drifted away Sara fled, thought process gone She left her answering machine on The greeting left spoken sincere Messages no one will ever hear Ten thousand messages a day A million more transmissions lay Victims of the laissez faire Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns A hundred decibels turns to one One bullet, one empty head Now with Serotonin gone The man who used to speak Performs a cute routine Feel a little patronized Don't feel bad They found a way inside your head And you feel a bit misled It's not that they don't care, yeah The television's put a thought inside your head Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle I'd like, to teach the world to sing In perfect harmony A symphonic blank stare, yeah It doesn't make you care (make you care) Not designed to make you care (make you care) They're betting you won't care (you won't...) Place a wager on your greed A wager on your pride Why try to beat them when, a million others tried? We are the whore Intellectually spayed We are the queer Dysfunctionally raised One more pill to kill the pain One more pill to kill the pain One more pill to kill the pain Living through conformity One more prayer to keep me safe One more prayer to keep us warm One more prayer to keep us safe There's gonna be a better place Lost the battle, lost the war Lost the things worth living for Lost the will to win the fight One more pill to kill the pain Na na na na na La na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na The going get tough, the tough get debt Don't pay attention, pay the rent Next of kins pay for your sins A little faith should keep us safe Save us The human, existence Is failing, resistance Essential, the future Written off, the odds are Astronomically against us Only moron and genius Would fight a losing battle Against the super ego When giving in is so damn comforting And so we go, on with our lives We know the truth, but prefer lies Lies are simple, simple is bliss Why go against tradition when we can Admit defeat, live in decline Be the victim of our own design The status quo, built on suspect Why would anyone stick out their neck? Fellow members of Club "We've Got Ours" I'd like to introduce you to our host He's got his, and I've got mine Meet the decline We are the queer We are the whore Ammunition In this class war We are worker We love our queen We sacrifice We're soilent green We are the queer We are the whore Ammunition In this class war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 along similar lines..... Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get buried again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And drove it to the city Liza had put down a few When she met this girl named Lou Who convinced her to go home with her She said, "My name's Louise Now will you take off my clothes please? I want to take you to the moon and back So get on your back." With a flick of the tongue She made her scream She made her laugh She made her dance She was happy for the first time And you know she wanted more Now with her legs spread wider She needed to have Louise inside her She said, "I'll never forget the first time You kissed me, now I want you to fist me." Louise didn't need a second invitation She knew just what to do ( X 2 ) Liza had cum a few times before But she had never even seen the door Into the world of pleasures of the flesh She felt just like 16 And her life before now was a dream Or even a nightmare thats over and done Just like warm healing rays Shining from the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 And, speaking of Liza and Louise, who could forget Louise? She gotta walk with a silicone cock stickin' in her ass and one in her cunt a butterfly strapped tight to her clit, but who's got the remote control? that would belong to Louise, she's got a new pet a real vaginal tease mommy's little girl's gonna do what she please if she don't wanna get a spankin' she likes to speak like a 6-year-old brat "mommy, discipline me, you know I've been bad" start with the cat then she'll move to a crop neither one is willing to stop it's time for bed she'll be securing her head between her thighs for a thorough night's suck along with this she'll be drinkin' her piss so Louise don't have to get up two goddesses in love one resides below one reigns from above one holds the cuffs while one covets keys the purgatorial touch of Louise ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 ...She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick I guess its still hooked up but now it shoots too quick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COL._Von_Spanker Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Any song with a reference to fisting is a good'en. In response to Poster: Mr._Natural Subject: Re: Favorite song lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PONCHO&LEFTY Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I liked yours Cavey, but this is my all time favorite at the moment. ZZ Top... She's A Heartbreaker Find this song on Sheet music, CD (Gibbons, Hill, Beard) She used to drive a beat up pickup Down around San Antone Stealin' the heart of every guy in town Includin' the one I own But this sweet young thing of seventeen Would sting you with the lovesick blues Just a blonde haired blue eyed picture of sin Lookin' for someone to use She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker She can break a heart and take all the love she needs Well I heard she got down in Beaumont And she wound up in El Paso She was tuff as a boot and thin as a rail And she could step to the cotton eyed Joe If you run across this flagrant fuzzy Slip in and get her while you can Cause before too long she'll be good as gone And runnin' with another man She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker She can break a heart and take all the love she needs The 3 man Texas band that kicks ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted December 13, 2002 Author Share Posted December 13, 2002 MSG for DFA back in 91 or 92 I saw NOFX in concert. They were doing this to the crowd I quickly jumped on stage and booted the singer in the ass onto the crowd. It was worth it to get thrown out of the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I followed her to the station with a suitcase in my hand And I followed her to the station with a suitcase in my hand Well it's hard to tell it's hard to tell, when all your love's in vain All my love's in vain When the train rolled up to the station, I looked her in the eye When the train rolled up to the station, and I looked her in the eye Well I was lonesome I felt so lonesome, and I could not help but cry All my love's in vain When the train it left the station, 't was two lights on behind When the train it left the station, 't was two lights on behind Well the blue light was my blues and the red light was my mind All my love's in vain Ooh... All my love's in vain "...Everyone should know Robert Johnson" - Keith Richards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for pilgrim feet Whose stern, impassioned stress A thoroughfare for freedom beat Across the wilderness! America! America! God mend thine every flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law! O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife. Who more than self the country loved And mercy more than life! America! America! May God thy gold refine Till all success be nobleness And every gain divine! O beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for halcyon skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the enameled plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till souls wax fair as earth and air And music-hearted sea! O beautiful for pilgrims feet, Whose stern impassioned stress A thoroughfare for freedom beat Across the wilderness! America ! America ! God shed his grace on thee Till paths be wrought through wilds of thought By pilgrim foot and knee! O beautiful for glory-tale Of liberating strife When once and twice, for man's avail Men lavished precious life ! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till selfish gain no longer stain The banner of the free! O beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed his grace on thee Till nobler men keep once again Thy whiter jubilee! America The Beautiful Katharine Lee Bates wrote the original version in 1893. She wrote the 2nd version in 1904. Her final version was written in 1913. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Every day's like Christmas day without you it's cold and there's nothing to do-ooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Why don't you two lovebirds take this to "chat"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 and i miss you like the deserts miss the rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 ...a hero's grave is six feet deep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 "santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I've kept it in my heart for over twenty fucking years And all that time washing away With the stench of my spilt tears I've lingered on the amorous Transformed into something hideous With the love of life felt to new extents And reaching new heights of ugliness The Stooge Stool pigeon of idiots King of jesters, pawn of comediennes A pillar that supports my own demise Believing all that’s seen Through my vacant eyes I'm rewriting paragraphs In my life that don't read well Once opposed to editing my regrets I've grown sick of this denial Tempted every hour By the benefits of being a liar Turning my back at what's at hand And writing stupid verse to make it all seem grand Some say there's something to strife That serves those grieving spineless artists Transforms shit into a masterpiece And makes their vain attempt at pain So fucking romantic And I'm certain that someday my time will come I'll crash and burn like everyone I'm certain that someday my time will come I'll crash and burn Like everyone The Stooge by the Swingin' Utters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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