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  1. Aurora in Alaska

    Maybe some of you might enjoy what I have enjoyed for 25+ years. http://www.adn.com/photos/aurora/v-photo_gallery_0/
  2. Bill Clinton Joke

    Missing Bill Clinton It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious. Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1- He played the sax. Number 2- He smoked weed. Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him. ... his wife works, and he don't! He gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly. Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom. Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.
  3. when spray WAS fun...boring now

    http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/s...9&fpart=all Where did all the sprayers go They went to sprayers' banned land everyone Oh where did all the sprayers go...boo hoo hoo hoo fuck you all and its off to a wonderful day of banging nails, fixing sewer lines and running wires. Weekends are weekdays, less people.
  4. Bleeding from the ear

    Did something similar in Alaska while walking my dog on a slippery hill. Slipped and headed into some smallish willow. It was cold out so the ears were fairly numb. I felt a tug and some mild discomfort. Did not put hand up to ear immediately because the dog(a 88 pound Rott had seen a rabbit and was tugging on her lead). Anyway felt something running on neck so I put hand there and pulled it back to see it covered with blood. Then I moved the hand to the ear area and found an object (stick) stuck in my right ear lobe (I have radar screens for ears...almost like a White Alice Station Site). I pulled on the stick and it broke off, so I hurried home to see how much was still stuck in the lobe. Once I saw it in the bathroom mirror I freaked out and made my son pull the remainder of the stick out while I held the lobe. F***ing hurt like a bitch. Going to school the next day and explaining to my wrestlers why coach had a large hole in his ear was interesting.
  5. if feels good to be rude every once in a while

    I had a climbing buddy that used to make fun of fat bottomed girls. Well one morning after a good long night of hitting the bottle at the Fairview Inn he work up in bed with a lot of cushion for the pushing, if ya know what I mean. He was horrified, and to make matters worse she woke up at the same exact time and wanted some more of the Fire Child’s lovvvvvvvvvvvvvve!
  6. when spray WAS fun...boring now

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa now that was fun. Even Gapertimmy got a woodie out of that. hahahahahaha Ah, Scott I can handle the tire thing but for a person in your profession I would for go the sodomy remark.
  7. Hows Leavenworth?

    OVER CROWDED! You ain't seen nuttin till you seen L on the holiday. I'd stay in Oregon and do something fun, but that is just my opinion.
  8. suunto watch

    When you got the battery did you get the new back that goes with the battery? I was told by the rep that a new battery back had to be installed. The other thing I have done when replacing my battery is coat the O-ring with a little silcone from my diving gear bag. This will give the O-ring another seal of protection.
  9. Darrington

    This post should be moved to the correct place
  10. rust remover

    and http://www.interstateproducts.com/rust_remover.htm
  11. A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
  12. Missing Discussion of Outer Space Slowpokery

    wow, 4 pages of BS because people were slow. go do another climb or just shut the fuck up. ryland, you got it right. ss
  13. spray moderation is weak

    All I can say is the moderation of this section is piss poor. Getting rid of simple posts from friends and others looking for me sucks. FUCK YOU
  14. wa and bc is full of asshole drivers

    Wow, everyone needs a time out to reflect and chill.
  15. REI - The Evil Empire

    Wow, lots of angry comments...everyone needs to take a tranquility break.
  16. joke for Off White

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
  17. ANWR vote as early as today

    Wow, I might have a good paying job again. hahahaha
  18. Steroids

    God damn Doc Flash, you and I agree on something. Fuck this is scary. And to the piss ant that said my initial post was irrelevant, go smoke some dope and down a beer maybe you'll feel better. W
  19. joke for Off White

    A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were : The short story had to contain the following three things (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery. There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story. Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.
  20. Steroids

    Who fucking cares. A lot of you smoke dope, snort a wee bit of the cane and now you are saying roids are not to be used. FUCK YOU! Its individual choice.
  21. Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- ! I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? ! They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
  22. Bra jokes

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types! The sales lady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. ........................................................... Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra cup sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for? It is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! (F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! ........................................................... They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!
  23. The number of privately owned guns in the USA rises by about 5 million a year, according to BAFTE. Then number of guns owned by Americans is approaching 300 million. The FBI report for 2003 stated that the nation’s violent crime rate declined for the 12th straight year, to a 27 year low. In comparison, the Bureau of Justice reported in September that its annual crime victim survey reached a 30 year low in 2003. The FBI noted that 27% of violent crimes involved firearms. The other 73% involved other types of weapons or bare hands. Criminologist Gary Kleck’s survey in the 1990s showed that violent crime victims who used a gun to resist were less likely to be attacked or to suffer an injury that those who used other means of self-protection or those who did not resist at all. Murder rates, which have fluctuated slightly from 1999-2003, are now lower than any time since the mid-1960s. The robbery and aggravated assault rates are lower than any time since 1968 and 1984. Right-to-Carry states fared better than the rest of the country in 2003. On the whole, their total violent crime, murder and robbery rates were 6%, 2% and 23% lower than the states and the District of Columbia where carrying a firearm for protection is prohibited or severely restricted. As usual, most of the states with the lowest crime rates are those with the least “gun control”, including the Rocky Mountain region, and Main, New Hampshire and Vermont in the NE. The District of Columbia and Maryland, which have gun bans and other restrictions on gun ownership and purchase have the distinction of having the highest murder, and robbery rates. Violent crime continues to rise in the “utopia” of Great Britain despite of a complete ban on handguns, most rifles and many shotguns. The broad ban went into effect in 1997 and was heralded by the British government as a cure for violent crime. Crime rates in England have skyrocketed since the enactment of the ban. According to John Lott of the American Enterprise Institute the violent crime rate has risen 69 % since 1996, with robberies rising 45% and murders rising 54%. Recent information released shows the trend is continuing. Reports released in October 2004 show that in the 2nd quarter violent rose 11%. The English experience is further proof that gun bans don’t reduce crime. What they do is create ready victims for criminals. Amen
  24. Hand Strengtheners

    http://www.1tonhooks.com/JackHammer.htm?source=ovjh Here ya go. Get the Jackhammer.
  25. Aurora in Alaska

    I agree. If you are in a remote location up north you can hear them also. I know there are alot of naysayers on this topic but you CAN hear them on night of extreme flux.
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