Favorite song lyrics

[Cpt.Caveman]

Elvis Hitler - Crush Kill Destroy

 

Cruising down the highway

Using lots of gas

I've got hundreds of horsepower

Got the energy to pass

Miles of steel and concrete

Between my home and here

I'm headed for 120

In only second gear

 

CHORUS

Crush, kill, destroy, crush, kill, destroy

 

One flick of the wheel

Bodies everywhere

Tons of twisted metal

People stop and stare

Bloodstains on the highway

On the road I am a god

I've got the pedal to the metal

I'm a mean machine

In a hot rod

 

CHORUS

 

 

**********************************************

Dead Kennedy's

 

"Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round"

 

Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department

of the United States

We have a problem.

The companies want something done about this sluggish

world economic situation

Profits have been running a little thin lately

and we need to stimulate some growth

Now we know

there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming

around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble

for the police and damage private property.

It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job

It's about time we did something constructive with these people

We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over

The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together-

And start another war

The President?

He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro

Napalm

People running down the road, skin on fire

The Soviets seem up for it:

The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years.

Hell, Afghanistan's no fun

So whadya say?

We don't even have to win this war.

We just want to cut down on some of this excess population

Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can.

We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on,

hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use

an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way

Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland?

Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America?

We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story

in the Middle East-we need that oil

We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad

didn't even show up. I tell ya

That man is unreliable.

The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one

Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG

The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper

We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right.

Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls

Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply.

So many people have hooked themselves on heroin

and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam.

We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong.

Kept the war functioning just fine

It's easy.

We've got our college kids so interested in beer

they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again.

Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard,

they wouldn't even know what it looked like

So how 'bout it? Look-War is money.

The arms manufacturers tell me unless

we get our bomb factories up to full production

the whole economy is going to collapse

The Soviets are in the same boat.

We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!?

That's excellent. We knew you'd agree

The companies will be very pleased.

 

[chucK]

Black Flag- Damaged II

 

I don't even care about self-destruction anymore,

WHAT'S THE USE!!

 

 

[freeclimb9]

Cumbaya, my lord . . .

[RobBob]

...success is my only mutha-fuckin' option...

[COL._Von_Spanker]

Are you honest when no one's looking?

Can you summon honey from a telephone?

They sat there with their hooks in the water

and their moustaches caked with airplane glue.

 

o come let us adore them

California overboard

when the sun sets on the ghetto all the broken stuff gets cold.

 

Smith and Jones forever!

Smith and Jones forever!

Smith and Jones forever together forever and ever.

 

Build a stage for Autumn's bitch.

They walk the alleys in duct tape shoes.

They see the things they need through the windows of a hatchback

The alleys are the footnotes of the avenues.

 

o come let us adore them

California overboard

holding up their trousers with extension cords.

 

(chorus)

 

I've got two tickets to a midnight execution.

We'll hitchhike our way from Odessa to Houston

and when they turn on the chair

something's added to the air

when they turn on the chair

something's added to the air forever

 

-Silver Jews

 

[iain]

ANARCHY BURGER. HOLD THE GOVERNMENT.

 

anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy, go ape shit - let them know your sick of it - write your congressman, - tell him he sucks, your only in it for the bucks - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - you're all potential anarchy burgers - if you want to be free - order yourself an anarchy burger - (hold the government, please) - anarchy burger - hold the government - America stands for freedom - but if you think you're free - try walking into a deli - and urinating on the cheese - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - say fuck in front of your mom - fuck! - and - go to school naked

 

 

[jkrueger]

I believe the same song was done in a more to-the-point condensed version...

 

The Mentors - Sex & Violence

 

sex and violence

sex and violence

sex and violence

 

::: Chorus :::

 

sex and violence

 

That El Duce was a lyrical genius...

 

[COL._Von_Spanker]

Anything by

 

these guys

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

NOFX, 'The Decline'

 

Where are all the stupid people from?

And how'd they get to be so dumb?

Bred on purple mountain range

Feed amber waves of grains

To lesser human beings, zero feelings

 

Blame it on

Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)

Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)

Fear of God

The fear of change

The fear of truth

 

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs

There's no answers

Memorize and sing star spangled songs

When the questions

Aren't ever asked

Is anybody learning from the past?

We're living in united stagnation

 

Father what have I done?

I took that 22

A gift to me from you

To bed with me each night

Kept it clean

Polished it well

Cherished every cartridge, every shell

 

Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt

There's a carcass of my second kill

Down, by the park, under stone, under pine

There's a carcass of my brother William

Brother where, have you gone to?

I swear, I never thought I could

I see so many times

They told me to shoot straight

Don't pull the trigger, squeeze

That will insure a kill

A kill is what you want

A kill is why we breed

 

The Christians love their guns

The church and NRA

Pray for their salvations

Prey on the lower faiths

 

The story book's been read

And every line believed

Curriculum's been set

Logic is a threat

Reason searched and seized

 

Jerry spent some time in Michigan

A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime

A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit

A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

 

Jerry only stayed a couple months

It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass

Asphyxiation is simple and fast

It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch

 

Don't think (Stay)

Drink your wine (Home)

Watch the fire burn (Be)

His problems not mine (Safe)

Just be that model citizen

 

I wish I had a schilling

(For each senseless killing)

For every senseless killing

I'd buy a government

America's for sale

And you can get a good deal on it

(A good deal on it)

And make a healthy profit

Or maybe, tear it apart

Start with assumption

That a million people are smart

Smarter than one

 

Serotonin's gone

She gave up, drifted away

Sara fled, thought process gone

She left her answering machine on

The greeting left spoken sincere

Messages no one will ever hear

 

Ten thousand messages a day

A million more transmissions lay

Victims of the laissez faire

Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns

A hundred decibels turns to one

One bullet, one empty head

Now with Serotonin gone

 

The man who used to speak

Performs a cute routine

Feel a little patronized

Don't feel bad

They found a way inside your head

And you feel a bit misled

It's not that they don't care, yeah

 

The television's put a thought inside your head

Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle

I'd like, to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony

A symphonic blank stare, yeah

It doesn't make you care (make you care)

Not designed to make you care (make you care)

They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

 

Place a wager on your greed

A wager on your pride

Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

 

We are the whore

Intellectually spayed

We are the queer

Dysfunctionally raised

 

One more pill to kill the pain

One more pill to kill the pain

One more pill to kill the pain

Living through conformity

 

One more prayer to keep me safe

One more prayer to keep us warm

One more prayer to keep us safe

There's gonna be a better place

 

Lost the battle, lost the war

Lost the things worth living for

Lost the will to win the fight

One more pill to kill the pain

 

Na na na na na

La na na na na

Na na na na na

Na na na na na

 

The going get tough, the tough get debt

Don't pay attention, pay the rent

Next of kins pay for your sins

A little faith should keep us safe

 

Save us

The human, existence

Is failing, resistance

Essential, the future

Written off, the odds are

Astronomically against us

Only moron and genius

Would fight a losing battle

Against the super ego

When giving in is so damn comforting

 

And so we go, on with our lives

We know the truth, but prefer lies

Lies are simple, simple is bliss

Why go against tradition when we can

Admit defeat, live in decline

Be the victim of our own design

The status quo, built on suspect

Why would anyone stick out their neck?

 

Fellow members of

Club "We've Got Ours"

I'd like to introduce you to our host

He's got his, and I've got mine

Meet the decline

 

We are the queer

We are the whore

Ammunition

In this class war

We are worker

We love our queen

We sacrifice

We're soilent green

 

We are the queer

We are the whore

Ammunition

In this class war

 

[Mr._Natural]

along similar lines.....

 

Liza's had enough of men

She says, she won't get buried again

She says, they don't know how to fuck

Her last boyfriend, the shmuck

Shared with her a nice disease

Kept her passive, on her knees

'Til one day she took his car

And drove it to the city

Liza had put down a few

When she met this girl named Lou

Who convinced her to go home with her

She said, "My name's Louise

Now will you take off my clothes please?

I want to take you to the moon and back

So get on your back."

With a flick of the tongue

She made her scream

She made her laugh

She made her dance

She was happy for the first time

And you know she wanted more

Now with her legs spread wider

She needed to have Louise inside her

She said, "I'll never forget the first time

You kissed me, now I want you to fist me."

Louise didn't need a second invitation

She knew just what to do ( X 2 )

Liza had cum a few times before

But she had never even seen the door

Into the world of pleasures of the flesh

She felt just like 16

And her life before now was a dream

Or even a nightmare thats over and done

Just like warm healing rays

Shining from the sun

 

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

And, speaking of Liza and Louise, who could forget Louise?

 

She gotta walk

with a silicone cock

stickin' in her ass

and one in her cunt

 

a butterfly strapped tight

to her clit, but who's got

the remote control?

 

that would belong

to Louise,

she's got a new pet

a real vaginal tease

mommy's little girl's

gonna do what she please

if she don't wanna get a spankin'

 

she likes to speak

like a 6-year-old brat

"mommy, discipline me,

you know I've been bad"

start with the cat

then she'll move to a crop

neither one is willing to stop

 

it's time for bed

she'll be securing her head

between her thighs

for a thorough night's suck

along with this

she'll be drinkin' her piss

so Louise don't have to get up

 

two goddesses in love

one resides below

one reigns from above

one holds the cuffs

while one covets keys

the purgatorial touch

of Louise ...

[RobBob]

...She had my balls in a vice

but she left the dick

I guess its still hooked up

but now it shoots too quick...

[COL._Von_Spanker]

Any song with a reference to fisting is a good'en.

In response to

Poster: Mr._Natural

Subject: Re: Favorite song lyrics

[PONCHO&LEFTY]

Once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek.....

[Scott_J]

I liked yours Cavey, but this is my all time favorite at the moment. ZZ Top...

She's A Heartbreaker

Find this song on Sheet music, CD

 

(Gibbons, Hill, Beard)

 

She used to drive a beat up pickup

Down around San Antone

Stealin' the heart of every guy in town

Includin' the one I own

But this sweet young thing of seventeen

Would sting you with the lovesick blues

Just a blonde haired blue eyed picture of sin

Lookin' for someone to use

 

She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider

And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago

She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker

She can break a heart and take all the love she needs

 

Well I heard she got down in Beaumont

And she wound up in El Paso

She was tuff as a boot and thin as a rail

And she could step to the cotton eyed Joe

If you run across this flagrant fuzzy

Slip in and get her while you can

Cause before too long she'll be good as gone

And runnin' with another man

 

She's a lover 'n fighter, she's a wild bull rider

And I'm wonderin' why she left me such a long time ago

She's a heartbreaker, she's a love taker

She can break a heart and take all the love she needs

The 3 man Texas band that kicks ass

[glen]

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

 

It's a

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

 

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any fucking time. Any fucking day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

 

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

 

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

 

Silly shit, stupid shit...

 

One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and

Fuck all his clones.

Fuck all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Fuck retro anything.

Fuck your tattoos.

Fuck all you junkies and

Fuck your short memory.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Fuck smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

Fuck these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

 

Learn to swim.

 

Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

 

Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

 

I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.

 

I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.

 

[Cpt.Caveman]

MSG for DFA back in 91 or 92 I saw NOFX in concert. They were doing this to the crowd I quickly jumped on stage and booted the singer in the ass onto the crowd. It was worth it to get thrown out of the show.

[ScottP]

 

I followed her to the station with a suitcase in my hand

And I followed her to the station with a suitcase in my hand

Well it's hard to tell it's hard to tell, when all your love's in vain

All my love's in vain

 

When the train rolled up to the station, I looked her in the eye

When the train rolled up to the station, and I looked her in the eye

Well I was lonesome I felt so lonesome, and I could not help but cry

All my love's in vain

 

When the train it left the station, 't was two lights on behind

When the train it left the station, 't was two lights on behind

Well the blue light was my blues and the red light was my mind

All my love's in vain

 

Ooh...

All my love's in vain

 

 

"...Everyone should know Robert Johnson" - Keith Richards

 

[Peter_Puget]

O beautiful for spacious skies,

For amber waves of grain,

For purple mountain majesties

Above the fruited plain!

America! America!

God shed his grace on thee

And crown thy good with brotherhood

From sea to shining sea!

 

O beautiful for pilgrim feet

Whose stern, impassioned stress

A thoroughfare for freedom beat

Across the wilderness!

America! America!

God mend thine every flaw,

Confirm thy soul in self-control,

Thy liberty in law!

 

O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife.

Who more than self the country loved

And mercy more than life!

America! America!

May God thy gold refine

Till all success be nobleness

And every gain divine!

 

O beautiful for patriot dream

That sees beyond the years

Thine alabaster cities gleam

Undimmed by human tears!

America! America!

God shed his grace on thee

And crown thy good with brotherhood

From sea to shining sea!

 

O beautiful for halcyon skies,

For amber waves of grain,

For purple mountain majesties

Above the enameled plain!

America! America!

God shed his grace on thee

Till souls wax fair as earth and air

And music-hearted sea!

 

O beautiful for pilgrims feet,

Whose stern impassioned stress

A thoroughfare for freedom beat

Across the wilderness!

America ! America !

God shed his grace on thee

Till paths be wrought through

wilds of thought

By pilgrim foot and knee!

 

O beautiful for glory-tale

Of liberating strife

When once and twice,

for man's avail

Men lavished precious life !

America! America!

God shed his grace on thee

Till selfish gain no longer stain

The banner of the free!

 

O beautiful for patriot dream

That sees beyond the years

Thine alabaster cities gleam

Undimmed by human tears!

America! America!

God shed his grace on thee

Till nobler men keep once again

Thy whiter jubilee!

 

America The Beautiful

Katharine Lee Bates wrote the original version in 1893. She wrote the 2nd version in 1904. Her final version was written in 1913.

 

[allison]

Every day's like Christmas day without you

it's cold and there's nothing to do-ooo

[Greg_W]

Why don't you two lovebirds take this to "chat"?

[gregm]

and i miss you

like the deserts miss the rain

[allison]

...a hero's grave is six feet deep...

[sk]

"santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight"

[Off_White]

I've kept it in my heart

for over twenty fucking years

And all that time washing away

With the stench of my spilt tears

I've lingered on the amorous

Transformed into something hideous

With the love of life felt to new extents

And reaching new heights of ugliness

The Stooge

Stool pigeon of idiots

King of jesters, pawn of comediennes

A pillar that supports my own demise

Believing all that’s seen

Through my vacant eyes

I'm rewriting paragraphs

In my life that don't read well

Once opposed to editing my regrets

I've grown sick of this denial

Tempted every hour

By the benefits of being a liar

Turning my back at what's at hand

And writing stupid verse to make it all seem grand

Some say there's something to strife

That serves those grieving spineless artists

Transforms shit into a masterpiece

And makes their vain attempt at pain

So fucking romantic

And I'm certain that someday my time will come

I'll crash and burn like everyone

I'm certain that someday my time will come

I'll crash and burn

Like everyone

 

The Stooge by the Swingin' Utters.