telemarker Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) ...to the douchebag who took a huge, messy dump at the top of the Iconoclast corner crack, and left his/her socks as toilet paper stuffed into the crack. Next time you eat Mexican the night before, maybe take along a WAG bag with you on the climb...you idiot. Edited June 7, 2013 by telemarker Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 (edited) One must admire the sheer will of that. Edited June 7, 2013 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 No poo on Sherman yesterday! Just broken drive belts, spark plugs, Rockstar empties.... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 We rapped into a pile of poo and paper at the base of Zion's Moonlight Buttress. Having a brown out enroute is one thing, but ya couldn't squeeze those brownies out of the oven just a few feet over? Quote
ivan Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 and yet one of the most basic truths of life is... "when ya gotta go, ya gotta..." Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 Ironically, we ran into Cedar Wright on that route, as I recall. Quote
telemarker Posted June 7, 2013 Author Posted June 7, 2013 and yet one of the most basic truths of life is... "when ya gotta go, ya gotta..." I don't buy it. Feces can be temporarily absorbed back into the red blood cells of the lower intestines in times of extreme urgency in inconvenient locations. Quote
jon Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 I don't buy it. Feces can be temporarily absorbed back into the red blood cells of the lower intestines in times of extreme urgency in inconvenient locations. Isn't that one of the X-Men's special powers? Quote
RuMR Posted June 7, 2013 Posted June 7, 2013 there's got to be a pun somewhere in this thread about shitheads... Quote
telemarker Posted June 8, 2013 Author Posted June 8, 2013 Hard 5.9 move off Library Ledge + Undiagnosed Anxiety Disorder + Last Night's Exxon Sushi + no TP = The perfect shit storm. Quote
G-spotter Posted June 10, 2013 Posted June 10, 2013 "Hey Fred one of your sleeves came off!" "Well don't pick it up, I used it for ass wipe." Quote
denalidave Posted June 11, 2013 Posted June 11, 2013 Not quite as bad as when Geoff and I are a pitch beyond a couple on Young Warriors and find a hot coiler right on route, topped not with a sock, but a belay-slayer rock the size of a shoe box. It would have been easy to at least veer off-route a few feet but I guess that was too much for the lovely lady that left it for us. It was a pretty uncomfortable belay when we caught up with them, me bitching about it the whole way up. Quote
matt_warfield Posted June 12, 2013 Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) Ironically, we ran into Cedar Wright on that route, as I recall. I'm pretty sure Cedar did some major shit in Zion recently. But I agree with ivan. On a day route shit happens. Multiday you have responsibilities. Sleeping with a poop tube on a multiday route like it is cute cute puppy is a rite of climbing life. Edited June 12, 2013 by matt_warfield Quote
Jens Posted June 14, 2013 Posted June 14, 2013 I streaked a 200 foot one below the great roof on El Cap's Nose once. When you gotta go, you gotta go. French guides will poo on your head in the alps.... Quote
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