glassgowkiss Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Driving towards Mt Vernon the other day I saw a bumper sticker: "Jesus did not tap out" FuckingA- I am shure he was into the whole MMA brutality and circus. I am sure there is plenty of "brilliant" stickers around! Let's hear about some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I saw one that said "MMA fans love sucking giant, sweaty balls" It was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 "What is the difference between a man's toy and a boy's toy? About 4000 RPM!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 My favorite, from the top of Page 9 of this old bumper sticker thread. "No matter how hot she looks, some guy out there is fucking tired of her shit." Never has that bumper sticker made more sense to me than now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 "A woman's place is in the cockpit." LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 "Got Gunt?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "My kid was inmate of the month at Shelton" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "Bumperstickers are dumb." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "No Blood for Oil" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "BIODIESEL: NO WAR REQUIRED" LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "No matter how hot she looks, some guy out there is fucking tired of her shit." Never has that bumper sticker made more sense to me than now... Hmmm, maybe you need the Mel Gibson line wherein he rages at ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva for falling asleep before they could go to the Jacuzzi to have sex. “I should’ve woken you up and said f----- blow me bitch!” he yells. “I should’ve f----- woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!” This was apparently a point of contention, as he yells at another point, “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f----- Jacuzzi! OK, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”" They looked so happy in public too. Sobo, I think she's possibly available now. She apparently likes old guys. Seen here sucking in her gut..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 BUMPER STICKERS CHANGE THE WORLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 They looked so happy in public too. that was back when she was still blowing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "BIODIESEL: NO WAR REQUIRED" LOL! You wish. Between the water and oil needed for intensive agriculture, there is plenty cause for war (according to some, obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Nope, sorry, dude. No War Required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Nope, sorry, dude. No War Required. You wish: the war will be over food instead, wherein you raging regressive neo-hitlerian conservatives try and finally take over the world... Sorry, I was actually trying to paraphrase JB there, but couldn't take it as far as he so easily does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 It is hard to narrow it down to just one, but my favs are "Baby on Board" and "Honk if You Love JESUS". How can you argue with such wit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Nope, sorry, dude. No War Required. You wish: the war will be over food instead, wherein you raging retrograde neo-hitlerian conservatives try and finally take over the world... Sorry, I was actually trying to paraphrase JB there, but couldn't take it as far as he so easily does. I can also be blamed for Nixon having been to the left of present Democrats, which gives us a slight idea of the ideology currently peddled by the morons on the right these days. Their program is essentially that of the Birch Society in the 60-70's, i.e. a step or two removed from fascism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I saw a bumpersticker on a large jacked up pickup truck with 2 redneck dudes inside which said (really it said this) "SHOW ME YOUR TITS". At first I though "How fucking gauche"....but then I figured, hey, what the hell, I'll play...I pulled my shirt up to my neck and when they didn't notice me I honked at em. They looked right over but surprisingly they did not appear pleased with all this, in fact the reverse, they looked annoyed or even pissed. Sadly, the light changed just as I started caressing my silky ...hot... bare skin for them boyz....... That was @ 5 years ago, now I'm heavier so these dayz I'd have more of a set to show them:-) 2 weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Back when they were popular in the 80s I had a sticker saying, "Baby Dragging Beneath," with a happy looking fellow in the yellow diamond sticker. That got a few looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Hey Bill, why are you climbing up that pile of gravel and dirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 They looked so happy in public too. that was back when she was still blowing him. She sure does have a purdy mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 You can't tell, but he's wearing his ballstretcher in that photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Not exactly a bumper sticker per se, but these things annoy the fuq outta me: The only way I could see myself putting some shit like this on the rear window of my rig would be if I could somehow draw a red circle with that diagonal slash through it and superimpose that over the "wife" figure. Now that would be cool... So why hasn't someone come up with that graphic yet, huh? I mean, there must be a market out there for it. Like about 50% of the folks that ever got married, that is, and that's a pretty sizeable market. Jus' sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Hey Bill, why are you climbing up that pile of gravel and dirt? "Because it's there" has been used already....hmmm, let me consider it. OK, here: "Because it must be done." Yes, thats it. "I enjoy it" was taken earlier of course:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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