sobo Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 This one... Seriously, I loved this one: "No matter how hot she looks, some guy out there is fucking tired of her shit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Most baffling: "Everybody loses from potato bruises" WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Maybe DFA posted this already in this thread's first incarnation, but here it is possibly again anyway: Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Out of My Mind, Back In 5 Minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardKorry Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 How did OUR oil end up under THEIR sand? Support your Right to Arm Bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJD Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 My best was in the last election,{It said give me 3 dui's over 4 Purple hearts any day}. Although I loath Bush I thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs? If, in this case, "SUV" was a description of the act, perhaps it would stand for: Somebody's Useless Vengeance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) - a s s m n k e y Edited May 13, 2005 by assmonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 - a s s m n k e y AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted May 13, 2005 Author Share Posted May 13, 2005 niice. i saw that recently too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 i saw this one this morning. wtf does this mean? "as above, so below" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 i saw this one this morning. wtf does this mean? "as above, so below" Sounds religious. WWJD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceaxedave Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Two of the best I've seen recently on the same truck in Silverdale: Left side of truck: "Mean People Suck!" Right side of truck: "Nice People Swallow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 i saw this one this morning. wtf does this mean? "as above, so below" The Lord's Prayer: ... thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven. or, maybe, they want you to piss in a bottle and crap in a Pipe Bomb at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Jesus = Son UV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 This land is my land This land is your land That explains all of the lawsuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Do Not mix Viagra with iron supplements... you'll be stuck pointing north for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mec Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? I don't know, I've always had my head leaning back when I've done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 When you choke a smurf... Wow, that's one of the best euphamisms I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 17. smurf Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown. 1) To have fun picking on people 2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact 3) To be left alone 4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 When you choke a smurf... Wow, that's one of the best euphamisms I've ever heard. Like getting your truck stuck in the mud or a soggy sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs? If, in this case, "SUV" was a description of the act, perhaps it would stand for: Somebody's Useless Vengeance Come on, don't be such a square. All vengeance is useful! "Getting even is not the best revenge. It is the only revenge!" - GW Hayduke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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