glassgowkiss Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 1.Lead on route, then you lower and block 2 routes with your stupid top-rope! 2. you chuck a rope from above without warning (actually loud enough, so people below can hear!) 3. talk on the cell phone while belaying (even if it's top-rope!) 4.aid on popular free routes for hours. 5.have multiple top-ropes blocking several routes. 6.you are in MY WAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 7. You are in my mountain range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotly Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 8. You ask to pass on a 3 pitch route when there's a team in front of us too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATT_B Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 9. You tell everyone that your going to climb (insert route name) next and they have to get in line but your still climbing the route next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hefeweizen Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging. Don't ever go to Smith  11. You give unsolicited beta about every route mentioned in casual conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 12. ...your actions show that you think the more you chalk your hands (while hanging on the rope), the more likely it is you'll send the next move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared_j Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 13. ...instead of focusing on whom you're belaying, you're spraying to anyone within earshot who will acknowledge that you're speaking to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging. Â Shit, I just bought a mini-haulbag. I wish you fuckers would keep the rulebook updated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 14) you apologize for being American when you introduce yourself  Really doesnt matter to me where your from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard_brain Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 15) You can't think of any, ANY spray that's worth a damn, and you post anyway. Â Hey, wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crillz Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) 16) ... If you can't climb 5.12. Edited November 1, 2007 by Crillz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvshaker Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 17)... If you Won't climb 5.7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_forester Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 18) if you climb at any place that has a guidebook and then complain on teh interweb about the crowds or the various gumby antics you witness there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 19. You can't climb as well as me or climb so well you make me look bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 20. you refer to famous climbers by their first name only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 21. You're Ivan or Dru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jared_j Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 That makes me want to choke a b*tch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 22. You're rich and climb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 23. You are super-fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 24. you know what's good for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideT61 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 you are me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 you are me. Am not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 your last name is hoover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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