you suck if

[glassgowkiss]

1.Lead on route, then you lower and block 2 routes with your stupid top-rope!

2. you chuck a rope from above without warning (actually loud enough, so people below can hear!)

3. talk on the cell phone while belaying (even if it's top-rope!)

4.aid on popular free routes for hours.

5.have multiple top-ropes blocking several routes.

6.you are in MY WAY

[Bug]

7. You are in my mountain range.

[spotly]

8. You ask to pass on a 3 pitch route when there's a team in front of us too.

[MATT_B]

9. You tell everyone that your going to climb (insert route name) next and they have to get in line but your still climbing the route next to it.

[G-spotter]

10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging.

[hefeweizen]

10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging.

Don't ever go to Smith

 

11. You give unsolicited beta about every route mentioned in casual conversation.

[Dechristo]

12. ...your actions show that you think the more you chalk your hands (while hanging on the rope), the more likely it is you'll send the next move.

[jared_j]

13. ...instead of focusing on whom you're belaying, you're spraying to anyone within earshot who will acknowledge that you're speaking to them.

[builder206]

10. you have a dog, a puffy jacket, a cell phone, a cheater stick and a mini-haulbag all piled at the base of the 1-pitch sportroute you and your friends are sieging.

 

Shit, I just bought a mini-haulbag. I wish you fuckers would keep the rulebook updated.

[jmace]

14) you apologize for being American when you introduce yourself

 

Really doesnt matter to me where your from

[lizard_brain]

15) You can't think of any, ANY spray that's worth a damn, and you post anyway.

 

Hey, wait...

[Crillz]

16) ... If you can't climb 5.12.

Edited November 1, 2007 by Crillz

[luvshaker]

17)... If you Won't climb 5.7

[dan_forester]

18) if you climb at any place that has a guidebook and then complain on teh interweb about the crowds or the various gumby antics you witness there

[ivan]

19. You can't climb as well as me or climb so well you make me look bad

[G-spotter]

20. you refer to famous climbers by their first name only

[Bug]

21. You're Ivan or Dru.

[jared_j]

That makes me want to choke a b*tch.

[Bug]

22. You're rich and climb.

[Bug]

23. You are super-fun.

[ClimbingPanther]

24. you know what's good for you

[RideT61]

you are me.

[G-spotter]

25.

[Bug]

you are me.

Am not.

[ivan]

your last name is hoover