The Holy Trip Report Commandments

[mattp]

This site is maintained for folks who like to chestbeat along side those who just like to climb, and even some of those who simply think they might like to climb. Trip reports are welcome whether they are well written or poorly, provide good information or not. Information, writing style, entertainment, or good pictures earn extra credit. Won't somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go out there and report current conditions on Das Toof?

[sobo]

Won't somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go out there and report current conditions on Das Toof?

It's still there. And it's still light out. Go for it!

[wayne]

Screw your rules Moses. Wheres your tr so we can pick it apart? 40 years in the wilderness my ass!

The best thing about climbing , You dont have to play by anyone elses rules.

[Toast]

Won't somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go out there and report current conditions on Das Toof?

 

chucK...?

[Moses!]

Screw your rules Moses. Wheres your tr so we can pick it apart? 40 years in the wilderness my ass!

The best thing about climbing , You dont have to play by anyone elses rules.

 

XX. Thou shalt chill and enjoyeth the satire

[olyclimber]

Won't somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go out there and report current conditions on Das Toof?

 

chucK...?

 

CHUCK! LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO CLIMB THE TOOTH. I HAVE A 2GB CARD FOR TAKING PICTURES.

[sk]

Another exception is for good quality pictures (even of the local crag).

 

Keep in mind, Rmncwrtr, that around here "good quality" =women climbing in sports bras.

 

there is no sense in getting the camera out if you aren't going to show skin unless of course it is ass cold...

[Sherri]

Another exception is for good quality pictures (even of the local crag).

 

Keep in mind, Rmncwrtr, that around here "good quality" =women climbing in sports bras.

 

there is no sense in getting the camera out if you aren't going to show skin unless of course it is ass cold...

 

...then you take your pictures indoors.

[Raindawg]

Hey "Moses!"

 

 

...you don't know from Moses.

 

Really....you don't.

 

[sk]

Another exception is for good quality pictures (even of the local crag).

 

Keep in mind, Rmncwrtr, that around here "good quality" =women climbing in sports bras.

 

there is no sense in getting the camera out if you aren't going to show skin unless of course it is ass cold...

 

...then you take your pictures indoors.

 

 

ooh i do like how your mind works

[Gary_Yngve]

Thou shalt not say Beckey's name in vain.

[fenderfour]

Thou shalt not say Beckey's name in vain.

 

Aye!

[wfinley]

Wasn't there one about coveting thy belay partner's wife?

[Dechristo]

Moses is a basket case

[wfinley]

Moses is a basket case

 

that's a good one!

 

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[kevbone]

Thou shall not spray in a climbers forum.

[Dechristo]

Thou shall not spray in a climbers forum.

 

Thou shalt realize, sometime, before the end of days, that reproof by one without Moderator status is SIN SPRAY.

[spotly]

I, for one, intend to follow these new rules as well as I follow the previous 10.

[kevbone]

Thou shall not spray in a climbers forum.

 

Thou shalt realize, sometime, before the end of days, that reproof by one without Moderator status is SIN SPRAY.

 

Thou shalt learn to see a troll when need be.

[Jens]

I.Thou shalt not uttereth thy names "Infinite Bliss" or "Condomorphine Addicition" in trip report on this website.

II. Thou shalt not show trip report photos of shorts over polypro or write trip reports when climbing with any branch of the mountaineers organization.

[billcoe]

 

ROTFLMAO! Classic for sure. No how about printing this on the backs of topos instead of tablets.

 

First commandment should be THOU SHALL POST YOUR TR'S, for then the site shall be good.