MATT_B Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Aid Climber: Embarrasses others as he takes an hour to shit in the urinal. Doesn't wipe. and does this in response to the manditory 5.7 free climbing ahead. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 HIMALAYAN HARDMAN: Fumbles around in tent looking for pee bottle. In a HAPE/HACE hallucination, makes the mistake of using his titanium pot instead. Later that day, makes soup with same pot and revels in the added spices he assumes his partner added. Quote
kevbone Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Girl Climber: gripes about how much easier it is for a guy to piss and then pisses down his leg. it must the the socialy challenged girl who pisses on her shoe How is any of this post not spray? you are like the little brother who thinks that nothing is ever fair arn't you??? quit being a tattle tail Whatever.....just keep spray in spray. It is a easy idea. if it needs to be moved the powers at be will move it don't worry about it sweety. we have people to take care of that for us Muff...I am simply pointing out the hypocrisy. If I had posted this….it would have been moved to spray right away. Whats with the double standard? And please do not come back with the "you spray harder and more than anyone"....because that is not true. Quote
G-spotter Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Girl Climber: gripes about how much easier it is for a guy to piss and then pisses down his leg. it must the the socialy challenged girl who pisses on her shoe How is any of this post not spray? you are like the little brother who thinks that nothing is ever fair arn't you??? quit being a tattle tail Whatever.....just keep spray in spray. It is a easy idea. if it needs to be moved the powers at be will move it don't worry about it sweety. we have people to take care of that for us Muff...I am simply pointing out the hypocrisy. If I had posted this….it would have been moved to spray right away. Whats with the double standard? And please do not come back with the "you spray harder and more than anyone"....because that is not true. Quote
kevbone Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Girl Climber: gripes about how much easier it is for a guy to piss and then pisses down his leg. it must the the socialy challenged girl who pisses on her shoe How is any of this post not spray? you are like the little brother who thinks that nothing is ever fair arn't you??? quit being a tattle tail Whatever.....just keep spray in spray. It is a easy idea. if it needs to be moved the powers at be will move it don't worry about it sweety. we have people to take care of that for us Muff...I am simply pointing out the hypocrisy. If I had posted this….it would have been moved to spray right away. Whats with the double standard? And please do not come back with the "you spray harder and more than anyone"....because that is not true. Bitch slap Quote
SmallShoes Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Boulderer: Says screw the bathroom - the approach is too long. Chalks up hands, shirt, pants, penis, and then pisses on side of road without getting out of the car. Quote
StreetBoss Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 KEVBONE: What's a penis? I have this gash between my legs that I use to pee. Now THAT is some funny chit!!!! Quote
sk Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Girl Climber: gripes about how much easier it is for a guy to piss and then pisses down his leg. it must the the socialy challenged girl who pisses on her shoe How is any of this post not spray? you are like the little brother who thinks that nothing is ever fair arn't you??? quit being a tattle tail Whatever.....just keep spray in spray. It is a easy idea. if it needs to be moved the powers at be will move it don't worry about it sweety. we have people to take care of that for us Muff...I am simply pointing out the hypocrisy. If I had posted this….it would have been moved to spray right away. Whats with the double standard? And please do not come back with the "you spray harder and more than anyone"....because that is not true. true you do not spray harder than me and it is true had i posted this it would have been moved litckty split to spray. but i am not bitter or hurted about this. it is just waht it is. the more you fight the universe the more the universe moves to work against you. we are all humans here. accept and love your brother and enjoy his success and mourn his loss and all will be well. Quote
Dechristo Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 true you do not spray harder than me and it is true had i posted this it would have been moved litckty split to spray. but i am not bitter or hurted about this. it is just waht it is. the more you fight the universe the more the universe moves to work against you. we are all humans here. accept and love your brother and enjoy his success and mourn his loss and all will be well. yeah, dipshit, she's tellin' you to be more like me Quote
Dechristo Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 SPORT CLIMBER: Chalks up, pulls cock out, backs away, puts cock away, rechalks, breathes deep, checks cock, rechalks, reapproaches, goes for it, pisses down leg, blames belayer and poor conditions... ...and piss-poor absorbancy of Prana Manpris Quote
EWolfe Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 MOUNTAINEER: Waxes poetically about the process, style, timing and flow of a proper piss, including use of two of the 10 essentials. Followed by an involuntary release into shorts-over-polypro when handed the rack. Quote
Bill Slugg Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 CASCADE CLIMBER Checks pacific storm track, probes hallway for bridged crevasses, opens rest room door, activates MLU, punches holes in ceiling with ice axe for "better ventilation". Pisses. Quote
ZimZam Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 Pirate climber- drinks grog, climbs drunk, uses hook as aid, pisses on parrot. Quote
snoboy Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 kev - I was about to move this to Spray, but then I saw you whining and decided to leave it here. Did it ever occur to you that the moderators are not here 24/7 monitoring every post in realtime - some of them even might be out climbing PNW Climber: Can't tell he's pissing down his leg because it's raining so hard. Quote
AlpineK Posted June 2, 2007 Posted June 2, 2007 kev - I was about to move this to Spray, but then I saw you whining and decided to leave it here. Did it ever occur to you that the moderators are not here 24/7 monitoring every post in realtime - some of them even might be out climbing No shit, despite recovering from an injury I spent most of yesterday out climbing. I was here today not that it matters either way since I don't mod this forum. All Kev's whining has inspired me to like Kev even less. Recovering Climber: Just happy to be back at it and pissing down your legs just gives you one more thing to brag about. Quote
ZimZam Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 No shit despite recovering from an injury I spent most of yesterday out climbing. When I think about where you were last year, and what you're doing now, I can only shake my head. Really impressive bro. and inspiring too. Here's to plenty more. Kev- stop your fuckin' snivelin'. You sound like a bitch. Quote
Billy Posted June 3, 2007 Posted June 3, 2007 KEVBONE: takes a piss at Broughtons, or maybe it was Beacon and then whines about it after he realizes he may have contacted some poison oak on his member. Claims he can't send Classic Crack after such an experience. Much more whining ensues. Quote
111 Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 I think this is one of the funnest lists I have ever seen. and Kevbone, YOU ARENT A MOD YET! STFU! Quote
Greta Posted June 4, 2007 Posted June 4, 2007 I think this is one of the funnest lists I have ever seen. and Kevbone, YOU ARENT A MOD YET! STFU! Yet? Quote
Dechristo Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 I think this is one of the funnest lists I have ever seen. and Kevbone, YOU ARENT A MOD YET! STFU! Yet? Yeah, and, like, besides, he's got way too mad uh skillz to be a mod. Quote
kevbone Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Kev- stop your fuckin' snivelin'. You sound like a bitch. Sounds like a bitch? I am a bitch. Quote
kevbone Posted June 5, 2007 Posted June 5, 2007 Classic Crack What a killer climb. Only draw back is it does not go for 400 feet. Quote
hefeweizen Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 Fred Beckey- Pisses all over the best 5.6's in hobnails before there are roads to them, doesn't quit until the entire North Cascades smell like his piss, is now so old he can't even remember what he already pissed on so he does it again to be sure. Quote
sobo Posted June 6, 2007 Posted June 6, 2007 HIMALAYAN HARDMAN: Fumbles around in tent looking for pee bottle. In a HAPE/HACE hallucination, makes the mistake of using his titanium pot instead. Later that day, makes soup with same pot and revels in the added spices he assumes his partner added. Scott: Funny related story ensues... Years ago my buddy Frank Gibson and I were out winter camping. It got down to like 40 below (no shit, -100 with the windchill was reported by the weather station on the top of the mountain we were camping on). Everything was frozen, even the beer, except his bottle of Jack Daniels. We drank that straight all night until it was gone, then passed out. Some time during the night, Frank had to piss. He fumbles around, and it being so fucking cold outside, he pisses in his cup, and throws the piss outside. He passes out again. Next morning, we're making hot chocolate in the tent (before we blew up the stove and burnt the tent down ) cuz it's still so goddamn cold outside. I pour some water for him, he stirs up the mixture, drinks it, smacks his lips, and looks at me quizzically... "This hot chocolate's got a twang to it. Just can't place it..." He wouldn't believe me when I told him how it got that way. I still laugh when I think about that trip. Quote
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