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Rhode Island Reds are HOT. :tup:

 

 

So are these in Barbque sauce

 

dead_chicken.jpg

 

:tdown:

 

:anger::noway::anger:

 

I've seen too much of this in my time. Lost a lot of friends and family. Thankfully I escaped to an organic farm run by friendly humans.

 

:brew: Here's to you scavenging a cyanide laced french fry, mr. dirty bird dumpster-diver. :fahq::anger: skull

 

 

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Rhode Island Reds are HOT. :tup:

 

 

So are these in Barbque sauce

 

dead_chicken.jpg

 

:tdown:

 

:anger::noway::anger:

 

I've seen too much of this in my time. Lost a lot of friends and family. Thankfully I escaped to an organic farm run by friendly humans.

 

:brew: Here's to you scavenging a cyanide laced french fry, mr. dirty bird dumpster-diver. :fahq::anger: skull

 

 

edit: Pagetop rooster.gif

 

 

After seeing that maybe you need a drink???

 

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Ben Franklin on cougar dating:

 

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

 

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

 

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

 

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

 

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

 

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

 

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

 

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

 

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

 

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

 

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

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According to this thread, I am clearly in violation of many rules.

 

1. I am an avid climber, but my ladyfriend does not climb.

2. She is 36 years old, I'm only 29.

3. She does not have Double-d cups.

 

What am I to do? Please advise.

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as viceroy in charge of lecherosity, i must insist that she pass my inspection before approval will be granted

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Bump!

 

All I know is that when I get Layton so lubed up it slides right in, and he starts saying all kinds of dirty stuff to me, I could fucking care less if I ever climb again, much less whether or not he ever did.

 

:lmao:

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"Bagging a cougar is one of the most enjoyable sporting feats a young man can accomplish" - the interweb

 

Double-bagging one less so.

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Ben Franklin on cougar dating:

 

the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

 

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Here are two hot climbing girls for ya!

hotclimbinggirl.jpg

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Such a rough day!

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Yeah :moondance: Tough climber chicks :tup:

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Ah, the quest for the perfect woman. A woman who will allow a man to live the viking adventures. I seek not the delicate flower in Victoria Secret, preferring instead the beauty of a woman in long-johns, greasy hair glistening in the starlight, wearing the smile of a day well spent.

 

About 8 years ago I was staying at Red Rocks in the five-dollar-flats of the old Oak Creek camping area, on the last week it was open. After a long day of climbing and headlamping back to camp, a beautiful lady with an amazing smile came into our area asking to borrow a fork. She looked like she had spent the past week outdoor, had a hard days climbing behind her, and was bumming a fork to feed her boyfriend some slop for dinner. It was valentines day, and I was impressed. This beautiful creature was happy living a completely dirtbag lifestyle on Valentines day. It is she that I seek.

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Ah, the quest for the perfect woman. A woman who will allow a man to live the viking adventures. I seek not the delicate flower in Victoria Secret, preferring instead the beauty of a woman in long-johns, greasy hair glistening in the starlight, wearing the smile of a day well spent.

 

About 8 years ago I was staying at Red Rocks in the five-dollar-flats of the old Oak Creek camping area, on the last week it was open. After a long day of climbing and headlamping back to camp, a beautiful lady with an amazing smile came into our area asking to borrow a fork. She looked like she had spent the past week outdoor, had a hard days climbing behind her, and was bumming a fork to feed her boyfriend some slop for dinner. It was valentines day, and I was impressed. This beautiful creature was happy living a completely dirtbag lifestyle on Valentines day. It is she that I seek.

 

And I hope you find her. Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

 

About 15 years ago, this soft-spoken, homeless guy used to hang around the coffee shop where I worked in Santa Cruz. One day he showed up looking a touch less dissheveled but kind of "uncomfortable" with himself--still had greasy hair, ratty clothes, and that certain eau de unbathed, but I guess the difference was that he suddenly seemed acutely aware of his appearance.

 

I took a coffee out to him and asked what was going on. He shyly explained that he had a new girlfriend(who was also homeless.) He was seeing himself through her eyes, and he wasn't sure he liked what she saw. He recited this poem he wrote about it, and it's stuck with me ever since:

 

"It's hard to be beautiful on the streets,

Without sleep,

Keeping our eyes open at night, dirty hands and

dirty feets."

 

An ode to dirtbag-dom if ever I've heard one. He was a beautiful person.

 

 

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