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The_Rooster

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  • Birthday 11/28/2006

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    Rooster (Free Range)
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    The Barnyard

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  1. HELLO! Bump! The rules haven't changed, just in case you guys try to get any funny ideas. TURKEY! TURKEY! TURKEY!!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. HELLO! Thanks for noticing yet another in my new line of chicken-rooster related products! Business is booming! Imagine the drumsticks that might rise outta these shoes!!!! :tup: COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!1!!!1!!!
  3. HELLO! IF YOURE ONE OF THOSE "LAYING" HENS IN NEED OF A CHAPERONE, LOOK NO FURTHER! :tup: WHEN DO WE MEET??!? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
  4. I'VE HAD IT! ONE OF MY COUSINS DECIDED TO SELL OUT AND DO COMMERCIALS. HE'S A DUPE FOR THE MAN! LOOK AT THIS DISGRACE: FECK YOU CAN TELL LENNY AND OPRAH TO BITE ME....WAIT, DON'T TELL THEM THAT... POOR CHOICE OF WORDS...
  5. OR HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME, STICK TO A VEGETARIAN DIET!! GOT IT, E-COCK... A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. NO IT SHOULD NOT HAVE!! Gertrude, Edith, Matilda, and Elsa are OFF LIMITS, strictly FREE RANGE, buddy. Glad you had fun...NOT. Hope those few bites you managed gave you a good dose of H5:N1
  7. HELLO!! DISGUSTING!! AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO EAT US, THEN EAT US! THAT ROOSTER COULD'VE BEEN USEFUL SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN THE GARBAGE CAN OR FEEDING YOUR FAT ASS! NOW...EAT ME!!!
  8. HELLO! More classic action from Russian roosters: http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/552438/Alpine_Wall_ascent#Post552438 http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/674984/Re_proper_breakfast_diet#Post674984 http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/720722/Re_found_a_Rack#Post720722
  9. HELLO!! Look at this poor user that got run out of here! You all should be ashamed! http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/96783/Re_Who_keeps_taking_down_my_po#Post96783 http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/96838/Wrong#Post96838 http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/96861/That_s_It#Post96861 Where's Mrs Alden? Or Aquaman? Or deadguy?
  10. I find it suspicious that you registered just eight days after The Rooster. HELLO! IT'S EASY TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US! THE KKK GUY IS THE ONE WITH NO BALLS! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. HELLO! Are you speaking from experience with a lack of balls??? Or maybe you licked too much sack and are now looking to 'experiment'? We don't want to hear about it, buddy! I have no experience with castrating roosters, but, considering your attitude, I'd be willing to make you a test subject, Rooster. Supposedly the procedure will result in a better behavior from you in the short term in addition to making your flesh fattier, tender and ready for roasting!
  12. HELLO! Are you speaking from experience with a lack of balls??? Or maybe you licked too much sack and are now looking to 'experiment'? We don't want to hear about it, buddy!
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