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[StevenSeagal]

Okay muhfuckahs,

 

Santa was a busy dude tonight, so he's asked me to help fill in for him to deliver the perfect gift for some of y'all. I figure he's Out for Justice...well, so am I. So let's see what I have in my bag for you selected spraylords:

 

Dru/G-Spotter: A certificate for 10,000 additional posts and 2 free avatars.

 

Virendra7:The understanding and spiritual connection you have been seeking.

 

Fairweather: Two round trip tickets with 6 nights/7 days stay to Conservative Utopia, and a coupon redeemable for one hands down political argument victory with the liberal avatar of your choice.

 

Phil Jones: A box of MLU's, and my foot up your ass.

 

Muffy: An all night marathon of no holds barred, multi orgasmic sex with the world's nicest, most drop dead handsome man, who will cuddle afterwards, cook you breakfast, or if you wish, just shut up and leave. Let's face it, after your posts this past week, you were easy to shop for (I would do the honors, by the way, but I'm taken, and I'm busy; we're almost finished constructing the android that will do the job. More human than human!)

8D

 

Archenemy: Hip waders and some flood insurance. Or, you can join in with Muffy. 8D Your choice.

 

kevbone: A coupon good for 10 posts that everyone here will consider hilarious and entertaining and which will earn you respect and admiration. The latter shall be revoked immediately upon completion of post 10.

 

weekendclimberz: Five days of climbing on weekdays.

 

Minx: Virtual headslap for use on kevbone. or pink.

 

The Rooster: What else? A bucket of corn and some good hens.

 

lI1|1!: A phonetic pronunciation of your name.

 

Mr. Phil: A new avatar image. That dude is fucking gross.

 

Mister E: A teardrop shaped window to complete your creepy guy/molester van.

 

All the regulars from the Nodder Thread: You'll find the Nodder.

 

The Otter: A heap of tasty, rotting fish. You Otter like that.

 

AlpineK: Speedy recover and good health!

 

billcoe: Another year of great stories and sage wisdom

 

stevensegal1: Fuck you motherfucker. Lump of coal? Try lump on your head. Die bitch. Die.

 

twocents: a pair of cement shoes.

 

Michael Layton: 3 more FA's and some good TR's.

 

Nolse: A box of neutrinos.

 

glassgowkiss: baa baa baa baa baa Is this enough of them to satisfy you? Hey, how did the Scotsman find the the sheep in the tall grass?

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...VERY satisfying...

 

Chestbeater: Something to brag about...oh wait, you already have that.

 

JayB: Ask Fairweather if he'll share his gift with you.

 

GaryYngve: Adoring posters everywhere will love you and never give you shit again. For one week.

 

ARC: Karma. You'd get it anyway, but I'm speeding up the process.

 

olyclimber: Endless love.

 

Raindawg: A set of links to new and creative pictures of clowns and Richard Simmons that we haven't yet experienced. sickie

 

Guess that about does it. Santa will take care of anyone I missed.

 

And what about me? Well, what do you get the man who already has everything? I only want justice. Nothing more.

 

And just because it's Xmas, don't anyone think you are Above the Law. You're not.

 

Merry Christmas chumps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[sk]

*snif*

 

thanks buddy you got me just what i wanted

 

Cheers

Happy Holidays everyone!!!

[kevbone]

Merry x-mas back! karate chop!!!

[G-spotter]

Dear Steven

 

Thanks for the present.

 

I got you a box set of Chuck Norris DVDs.

 

Merry Christmas

[layton]

Thanks! I took a never before taken route from my house to blockbuster video. New variations to the liquor store and the mini-mart up-ahead. And maybe...just maybe, a link up of all three.

[layton]

I got you Jean Claude VanDam's head in a box that no talent ass-clown.

[AlpineK]

Thanks Steven. I'm trying to work hard so I can get back to doing crazy shit.

[Phil Jones]

You might want to wash your foot once you get it back.

 

[JayB]

"JayB: Ask Fairweather if he'll share his gift with you."

 

You mean I'm not already there?

[cindy66]

sure will be glad when i get recognized,,,,,,i didnt get sh**! i guess i took the ladder of the naughty or nice...

[cindy66]

merry christmas everyone!

[olyclimber]

I got you a dick in a box.

[billcoe]

Better than Santa Steven: I think you NAILED that post.

 

Merry Festivus dude.

[layton]

only one more hour of baby jesus day.

[minx]

ahhh thanks oly! you know just what to get a girl. no wonder your taken and have muffy waitin on the side.

[chesterboo]

Happy Boxing day!

 

[AlpineK]

Fight club tonight

[Dechristo]

I guess the first two rules of Fight Club don't say anything of "writing aboot fight club".

[Mr_Phil]

Mr. Phil: A new avatar image. That dude is fucking gross.

 

 

The other choice is a view from the backside.

[Dechristo]

what's with the blue merkin?

[Weekend_Climberz]

weekendclimberz: Five days of climbing on weekdays.

 

Anyone wanna take my shift this week? Next week, maybe?

[cindy66]

I got you a dick in a box.

 

 

 

Holy cow,,,,is that what that is? Thanks for letting me know,I thought it was a vase, I stuffed flowers in the end of it!

[archenemy]

*snif*

 

thanks buddy you got me just what i wanted

 

Cheers

Happy Holidays everyone!!!

Me too