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got ass kicked on colchuck balanced and thoroughly enjoyed a moon-light descent through goat-fucking slide alder

 

ate mescaline and went swimming in the warm, warm bathtub-like lake colchuck during an impromptu rave on a flat-rock in the boulder field

 

think i need to give up climb'n'n'favor of drink'n - think'n i'm better at that... bigdrink.gif

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I had a guy in the hospital bed next to mine ask me if I would give him my shoes. I

told him that they sold shoes at the minimart just down the street. I told him if he walked out the door I'd wish him well, but he was on his own. He even wanted bus fare

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Hey Kurt when do they re-insert your skull? Is it true you are going to pimp it out with a Husqvarna logo and some gas shocks first?

 

 

they're going to look at it next week; then I get a date.

 

I haven't figured out the bonus features, but its not going to be a Husky product....Stihl maybe

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you must be on the purina diet:

 

Interesting diet

 

 

I have a dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

 

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably

shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

 

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

 

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

 

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out the door laughing loudly.

 

Best post I've read in awhile.yelrotflmao.gif

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I'm not quite sure wheter to fruit.gif or frown.gif

 

The wife and I bought our first house last week and moved in Saturday! It's a cool house, nice backyard, free apples and strawberries fruit.giffruit.gif

 

But my summer climbing season has gone to shit frown.gif Haven't been on the rock since mid June. Have had 1 good glacier climb and one failed ice climb since then frown.gif Not even any gym time! I had such high hopes, and between aborted jury duty screwing up plans, and buying a house, they've all gone to shit frown.gif

 

I guess there's still this fall to hope for grin.gif

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So Ivan, when are we going to hear about your Colchuck Balanced Rock epic? hahaha.gif

truly the amount of brain damage incurred sunday prevents any articulate recollection - user error #1117

 

I watched that same sunset from the top of Prussik. On the way down we took a break at Colchuck Lake at 1 AM and one of my partners pointed out that there was a headlamp descending from around 8000 ft on CBR. He said something to the effect of "I'll bet we'll hear about that on Cascade Climbers." We had a 20+ hour day but I suspected then that yours was going to be longer. rockband.gif

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As far as I'm concerned, it's still the weekend. I'm going to eat nachos and drink beer now. bigdrink.gifbigdrink.gifbigdrink.gif

sky's idea of a fine sundae - er, sunday...

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Mmm, now that's my idea of a sundae....delicious.

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I'm not quite sure wheter to fruit.gif or frown.gif

 

The wife and I bought our first house last week and moved in Saturday! It's a cool house, nice backyard, free apples and strawberries fruit.gif

congratulations to you both! Welcome to the American dream wink.giffruit.gif

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