Lambone Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Diarreha is pretty annoying...in some circumstance it kills. But constipation hurts like a motherfucker. Thats what I get for smoking for a week and quiting cold turkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Lambone said: constipation hurts like a motherfucker. Thats what I get for smoking for a week and ... you are oversharing. what happens between consenting adults should remain private imho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Yeah if you and your sex partner are into that type of thing, you should ask her, or him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Oh, shit.... Being backed up is defanatly worse! I'd rather have a weeks worth of liquid shit then a day of blockage... Daaaaamn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I don't know. I've never been constipated. It must have something to do with not eating meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 douche - shove a grenade up your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Fejas said: Oh, shit.... Being backed up is defanatly worse! I'd rather have a weeks worth of liquid shit then a day of blockage... Daaaaamn! Ditto, yo! Constipation sucks ass. And it doesn't have that much to do with eating meat (though it can if you don't get a lot of fibre with your animal product). Constipation is usually caused by a combination of factors, stress, IBS, lack of sufficient fluids in your diet, low fiber, food allergies, imbalanced intestinal flora, etc. The easiest way to avoid constipation that I've found, is to eat at home, don't eat out (restaurants cook with high-temperature oils that are bad for you and your digestion), and drink lots of water. Of course fruits, veggies and grains are also important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 i aint been constipated. but i had a girlfriend who dint shit for five days and i can testify that wild butt sex during that time did NOT help her or her attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 which would you rather have on a multipitch rock climb or a glacier slog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 when my friend jon climbed new dawn a few decembers back...he was literally scared shitless...for 8 days! ouch! but when he finally went.....it was quite the session! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 lummox said: i aint been constipated. but i had a girlfriend who dint shit for five days and i can testify that wild butt sex during that time did NOT help her or her attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 scrambler said: which would you rather have on a multipitch rock climb or a glacier slog? Hmmm.... Thats a tuffy...... Neither, i'll stay home and do laundry.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Fejas said: scrambler said: which would you rather have on a multipitch rock climb or a glacier slog? Hmmm.... Thats a tuffy...... Neither, i'll stay home and do laundry.... so that is why greg didn't go. impacted stool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 NOTHING is worse than getting the shits on a climb. (DON'T drink two big glasses of milk before a climb, especially if you never drink it to begin with!) I got 'em bad during a one-day Rainier climb a couple years ago. I spent the hours of 4am - 9am staggering back and forth between the shelter and the outhouse while my ropemates and little brother made the summit. When they got back down, I think I was more worn-out than they were! What a fucked up trip that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 What is it with the poop threads? This place appears to be teaming with poo stabbers and fecophiliacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 RobBob said: What is it with the poop threads? This place appears to be teaming with poo stabbers and fecophiliacs. Exactly! You just never see a pee thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 MisterE said: RobBob said: What is it with the poop threads? This place appears to be teaming with poo stabbers and fecophiliacs. Exactly! You just never see a pee thread! Fecophiliacs? Better that than coprophiliacs. Overheard on a glacier after someone with diarrhea let loose on the snow: "wow, looks like a roarsach test!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 MisterE said: RobBob said: What is it with the poop threads? This place appears to be teaming with poo stabbers and fecophiliacs. Exactly! You just never see a pee thread! pee thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 That was a good thread. Learned something interesting about male urethra anatomy this quarter. The urethra is eliptical shaped and if it did not have a corkscrew turn at the end you guys would have no aim. This is what lets you write your name in the snow and if you look close enough you can see how the stream is kinda corkscrew shaped at the exit. Women don't have this "feature". BTW, please use your gifted ability to aim better next time you leave the toilet seat down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 ehmmic said: That was a good thread. Learned something interesting about male urethra anatomy this quarter. The urethra is eliptical shaped and if it did not have a corkscrew turn at the end you guys would have no aim. This is what lets you write your name in the snow and if you look close enough you can see how the stream is kinda corkscrew shaped at the exit. Women don't have this "feature". BTW, please use your gifted ability to aim better next time you leave the toilet seat down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 sometimes at high pressures like after 6 or 12 beers, a secondary stream will develop at right angles to the primary stream. i don't understand exactly why but it probably has to do with the viscosity of unmetabolized alcohol in urine and the Froude and Rayleigh numbers anyway when i piss 90% in the bowl and 10% on the handtowels nea rby that is my excuse! it is the cursed "secondary stream" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 that's where the "dru sprayshaw" comes from I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Dru said: sometimes at high pressures like after 6 or 12 beers, a secondary stream will develop at right angles to the primary stream. i don't understand exactly why but it probably has to do with the viscosity of unmetabolized alcohol in urine and the Froude and Rayleigh numbers anyway when i piss 90% in the bowl and 10% on the handtowels nea rby that is my excuse! it is the cursed "secondary stream" ...Or it might be those scabs are interrupting an otherwise normal flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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