AlpineK Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 So I just spied a MattR on the board. Well all the Matts I've met are cool and all, but shouldn't someone stop people from selecting Matt or Matt_ as a user name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I'm changing my name to AlpineR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeadam Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I'll be AlpineA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I'll be Smoky McAlpine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I'll be Alpinecling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob_Clarke Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I'm going to Aplinegun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pine Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 I'll be BugR if I get to do Allison from behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 hmmmmm, alpine666 has a nice ring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenolith Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 Bug, That kind of stupid shit goes way beyond spray. Grow the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpine_Tom Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 That does it. I'm changing my name to Matt_Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 14, 2002 Author Share Posted March 14, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Al Pine: I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 14, 2002 Share Posted March 14, 2002 what about mikealpine, alpine'teryx, Dan Alpine, allpineson, Peter Alpine, sexual alpine, (or should that be alpine chocolate), Capt. alpine, willalpineland, alpinegirl, alpope and Dwaylpiner??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I wanna be E. Normus Alpine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodchester Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Should I be AplineRod or the Alpine Molester? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticNacho Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Whatever happened to Sexual Nympho anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin_page Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by MysticNacho: Whatever happened to Sexual Nympho anyway? Now posting under the name Szyjakowski. Pronounced see-the-kow-ski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr._jay Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 E. Normus? that guy owes me money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrosaurus Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by MysticNacho: Whatever happened to Sexual Nympho anyway? Hey ButtTacoMuncher, This is not a Singles BB: "GWM looking for companionship". Please use another bulletin board to make your connections. -Alpine A-hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMAZONIA Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 I am changeing mine to; Day glow spandex sporto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_johnson Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 Zeno-Jeez, lighten up, Bugrs' comment was as funny as shit (is shit funny?)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 For anyone whose delicate sensibilities were affronted by my carefully thought out spray: "bugger" was the term used by ancient mariners for sodomizers. They were often thrown overboard and certainly not given any respect. Allison has proven herself as a ruffian as far as I am concerned. I respect her enough to not treat her with kid gloves (anymore). Besides, I'm an avatar. If you take me seriously you will go insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 WE ARE MATT! WE ARE AN ARMY OF MATTS, READY TO ATTACK ANY WHO CHALLENGE US! WE HAVE AGENTS IN ALL LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT! WE HAVE OUR OWN LICENCE PLATE! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! But seriously, I am amazed that this is even a thread. Too much rain lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 15, 2002 Share Posted March 15, 2002 With all these matts at least we can try highballs with impunity. another highball, bartender! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Too many Matts(adapted from Too Many Daves by Dr. Seuss) Did I ever tell you that CC.comHad twenty-three chaps and they all were named Matt?Well, we did. And that wasn’t a smart thing too do.You see, when we want one and call out, “Yoo-Hoo!Log on the site, Matt!” we don’t get one.All twenty three Matts of ours come on the run!This makes things quite difficult at the websiteAs you can imagine, with so many MattsOften we wish that, when they logged on,We had named them Bodkin Van HornAnd one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny JimAnd one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinky.And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.Another one Putt Putt. Another one Moon Face.Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.And one of them Ziggy. And one of them Soggy Muff.One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.And one of them Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Butt.And one of them Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate….But we didn’t do it, and now it’s too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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