thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 ehmmic said: Men think they know what women are looking for and then they mess up the relationship and the sex cause they get freaked out about what may or may not happen in the future. WTF is up with that? you hit a huge nail on the head with this one. i've met a lot of "men" that have more of a problem having sex outside of a *relationship* than the woman. the "men" totally freak out and can't deal. go figure! Quote
Sloth_Man Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Totally blows the ballance of the universe! Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 ehmmic said: Men think they know what women are looking for... WTF is up with that? I am under absolutely no delusions about thinking I know what my wife thinks or wants...I can not for the life of me figure chicks out...gave up trying a long time ago and work on the "button" theory... ie, you push this red button --> Bad...Why?...I haven't a fucking clue, just don't push the fricken' button... but you push the green button --> Good My three and a half year old is currently learning what buttons to push or not push...he's smarter than i am...i'm still figuring those buttons out...(Plus, i'm under the impression that the wife is moving the buttons on the keyboard, just to fuck w/ my head) Quote
glassgowkiss Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said: ehmmic said: Men think they know what women are looking for and then they mess up the relationship and the sex cause they get freaked out about what may or may not happen in the future. WTF is up with that? you hit a huge nail on the head with this one. i've met a lot of "men" that have more of a problem having sex outside of a *relationship* than the woman. the "men" totally freak out and can't deal. go figure! so what do you say? go climbing in squamish this sunday, then drink some of that polish vodka and hot sex under the sky? Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 she's not fat enough for your "polish" lovin'!!! Bawahahahahaha Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: I can not for the life of me figure chicks out...gave up trying a long time ago and work on the "button" theory... buttons are not really "good" or "bad" per se ... a lot of it has to do with timing. Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 well that does me a fat lot of good, huh? So, not only do you have to know what buttons to push, you need to know when... Next you'll probably say that there's some stupid sequence that you have to follow or the whole thing goes kablooey??? Just like the bond movies... I give up... Quote
Szyjakowski Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 as they say "timing is everything...." and "time heals all wounds..." ahh, i think i deserve a drink.. mmm, working in the geolab has its goodpoints.. Quote
minx Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: well that does me a fat lot of good, huh? So, not only do you have to know what buttons to push, you need to know when... Next you'll probably say that there's some stupid sequence that you have to follow or the whole thing goes kablooey??? Just like the bond movies... I give up... Quote
glassgowkiss Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: she's not fat enough for your "polish" lovin'!!! Bawahahahahaha high boots on full moon again? where are my velcro gloves? Quote
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: I am under absolutely no delusions about thinking I know what my wife thinks or wants...I can not for the life of me figure chicks out...gave up trying a long time ago That's the cool thing about this language stuff, you don't have to know what she wants, you just have to learn to ask what she wants. Goes both ways too, its not as if women are automatically better at this relationship stuff. Me, I like it, but what do I know, I've only been married the one time. Quote
kitten Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Szyjakowski said: as they say "timing is everything...." and "time heals all wounds..." ahh, i think i deserve a drink.. mmm, working in the geolab has its goodpoints.. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: So, not only do you have to know what buttons to push, you need to know when... you got it, babe! Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Off_White said: RuMR said: I am under absolutely no delusions about thinking I know what my wife thinks or wants...I can not for the life of me figure chicks out...gave up trying a long time ago That's the cool thing about this language stuff, you don't have to know what she wants, you just have to learn to ask what she wants. Goes both ways too, its not as if women are automatically better at this relationship stuff. Me, I like it, but what do I know, I've only been married the one time. Married once (and still) also...we've had our rows, but its gettin' better...been w/ her for 12 years now... Tried that "asking" business once...That was NOT a button to push...Seems she thinks/thought i should know!! So, i have to go about it James-Bond style now, all undercover and what-not... Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 ehmmic said:As for working for it...Well catbird if you stop working, over time it will get boring and you will have given up (or lost) something. It's not the fault of the relationship or the woman. It's just cause you got lazy! By "working for it", I was referring to the dating game, going out to night spots and finding women. By "defending" I mean fending off other men. Amazing how someone can read something and get a totally different meaning out of it. I was trying to explain why men get into relationships and how they actually gain by not having to endure the stress of finding new sex partners. However if you are trask, you don't find that stressful at all, but rather stimulating, and a challenge. Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 glassgowkiss said: RuMR said: she's not fat enough for your "polish" lovin'!!! Bawahahahahaha high boots on full moon again? where are my velcro gloves? You've been watchin' beavis and butthead too much again, haven't ya, bob?????????? Quote
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Author Posted June 11, 2003 catbirdseat said: they actually gain by not having to endure the stress of finding new sex partners. However if you are trask, you don't find that stressful at all, but rather stimulating, and a challenge. That's right. My problem is that the "Hunt" is everything. Once I've scored, it's, "Oh, you still here?" Quote
erik Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: glassgowkiss said: RuMR said: she's not fat enough for your "polish" lovin'!!! Bawahahahahaha high boots on full moon again? where are my velcro gloves? You've been watchin' beavis and butthead too much again, haven't ya, bob?????????? BUT THEN HOW WOULD HE LEARN ENGLISH??? BEING AN INGNORANT WORKER AND ALL!!! Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Erik... you have never seen something so funny as Bob doing Beavis and Butthead imitations w/ a very heavy polish accent... I split a gut laughing so hard!!!! Quote
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: Tried that "asking" business once...That was NOT a button to push...Seems she thinks/thought i should know!! So, i have to go about it James-Bond style now, all undercover and what-not... See, thats that bit about women not being any better at it than men. Its unreasonable for anyone to expect you to be a mind reader, but people do it all the time: If you loved me you'd know what I want! Of course, if they've told you three or four times and you don't remember, that's a different issue. You should have your wife call in to Dr. F. Amazing's late night "Relationship Clinic" radio show, Thursdays from 10 to 11pm on Oregon Public Broadcasting; the Doc would set her straight. Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 yeah...i agree w/ you...that mind reading crap is just that, crap!!!!!! I mean wtf!! Why can't chicks be like guys and just say it in black and white??????????????????????????????????????? Quote
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 Didn't you mean "be like guys and not say it at all?" Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: Why can't chicks be like guys and just say it in black and white??????????????????????????????????????? you've got to be kiddin' me. most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Quote
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Posted June 11, 2003 No...I mean when sumpin's buggin' them...or they want something special or whatever... I mean guys, they got a problem, they get in your face, let you know and its over, problem solved... Quote
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