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Everything posted by kitten

  1. Underwear...

    don't believe everything you read - she doesn't have on a damn thing but that red dress. that is probably the reason for a stupid grin
  2. Rushing your shit...

    Iain, are you my shadow or something? Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall Like the seashore clings to the sea Like you'll never get rid of your shadow You'll never get rid of me Do you have that sneaking suspicion that some one is stalking you?
  3. Joke Time

    oops i'd be caught again
  4. Underwear...

    do ya think she has any on?
  5. Lost: My girlfriend

    you have lost more than your girlfriend
  6. meet Muffy

    cool. been awhile since I've been out - see you there.
  7. Joke Time

    Damit. I hear all sorts of jokes and can't remember a flippin' one. Not much good at telling 'em either, but I can listen and laugh witcha!
  8. Anyone use Friendster.com

    hey I take that personally! Hope you're having a great winter!
  9. Underwear...

    he must be on the top of his game! thongs are the only way to go - the smaller the better
  10. Speaking of Shit

    it seems like a waste of time to spend in the bathroom
  11. eat yer heart's out boyZ

    at least we know what to expect from you - don't confuse us and do not change a thing.
  12. Rushing your shit...

    you are a sick fuck... Only a man would believe all are interested in knowing his daily visits to a rest room. You got spray to help the fellow employees with your stank?
  13. For Trask..

    yo boy - you makin' fun
  14. For Trask..

    Oh thinker - I can see why that reminded you of trask.
  15. Banned Cartoons

    Please trask - you are only angry because I have rejected you so many times. You have to use your cheap ways to get the cheap women. I enjoy getting laid under the moonlight, in the bushes, and with plenty of candles around. Also in the sunshine, by the water, and where ever it suites my fancy. If this makes me a witch - then at least I could say that "I am getting laid" - unlike your sorry ass. You don't have the tan or boat to draw women from there docks.
  16. vague memories of being warm

    I can't get my feet warm. My patients at work jump each time I have to scan them. I have been blamed for putting my hands in the freezer just to keep them awake. But you know the saying "cold hands - warm heart".
  17. Banned Cartoons

    Oh trask, did I stike a cord of anger? Maybe you have a soft spot as well. I know you don't really feel that way.
  18. Banned Cartoons

    Tooshaa... My Dearest Trask Why do you have to be so harsh with such a sweet, cute, and warm kitten? Bastard. I let you in my world and this is what I get. Don't give me anymore of your advice - not sure your attention span can handle it - task overload? You have given me a lot of bunkum and I am done with your old man sagging ass! Always yours Kitten
  19. Banned Cartoons

    Watch what you read or hear - your head must be full from not getting any real satisfaction & holding it in for so long - sure you can't hear correctly. Also you are a typical mud hungry man - wanting to see what you will.
  20. ridiculous

    What you don't like 'goo'?
  21. Banned Cartoons

    All is well young one, this pain to shall pass. BTW- I am not a wannabe
  22. Banned Cartoons

    hey brotha - thought you liked the slow ones. That would explain your connection with some of the women on this board.
  23. Banned Cartoons

    Buck up buttercup! If you can't take it heat??? Stupid, cow-lovin, mouse-eatin' wanker - I like bulls - not hogs - get it right fuka
  24. From the "Doh!" Files

    That would have been a sight.
  25. Banned Cartoons

    ohhh..they got cows way out there. I thought it was only sheep!