RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said: RuMR said: Why can't chicks be like guys and just say it in black and white??????????????????????????????????????? you've got to be kiddin' me. most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Well...that's simple isn't it? Maybe simpleminded of guys, but still SIMPLE!!!! Maybe i should restate: WHY THE FUCK DO CHICKS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO DAMN COMPLICATED?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: I mean guys, they got a problem, they get in your face, let you know and its over, problem solved... tsk, tsk. i think off's got you beat here. tell 'em, off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Then bugger off, choad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said: RuMR said: Why can't chicks be like guys and just say it in black and white??????????????????????????????????????? you've got to be kiddin' me. most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Oh...don't get me started about that whole thing about "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" If'n i want to tell you i will...duh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said:most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Hey, just because the thought range may be narrow, it doesn't mean it's not deep. Her: "Are you upset about something?" Him: "No, I was just thinking about how to add Eldorado into the Torment-Forbidden traverse. I'm not upset, that's just my alpine climbing face." Her: ".....uh,.....okay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: Maybe i should restate: WHY THE FUCK DO CHICKS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO DAMN COMPLICATED?????? umm. because life *is* complicated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 act like a fucking nut from day one and your squeeze wont ever get too high a expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 trask said: Stefan said: There's something about the female brain being wired wrong..... Ladies- Please send all hate correspondence to: Stefan P.O. Box 69 Imanidiotforsayingthis, WA. 98522 Trask: I am married, and my wife doesn't visit cc.com. So I don't have to worry about potential baggable future women who visit this site--i.e. Lawgoddess,Minx, Icegirl. In addition I don't have to worry about the wrath of my wife! I will say one good general thing about women. They can multitask better then men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Off_White said: thelawgoddess said:most guys prefer not to say a damned thing. probably because they have no idea what they're thinking. that, or they're just not thinking! Hey, just because the thought range may be narrow, it doesn't mean it's not deep. Her: "Are you upset about something?" Him: "No, I was just thinking about how to add Eldorado into the Torment-Forbidden traverse. I'm not upset, that's just my alpine climbing face." Her: ".....uh,.....okay." Yeah...no shit...not everything in my life revolves around her...can't i just blank out???????? IT'S DAYDREAMING!!!!!!! One of these days, i swear i'll say something like "Oh nothing, just fantazing about Liz Hurley" or something like that...just to get my point across, mind you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said: RuMR said: Maybe i should restate: WHY THE FUCK DO CHICKS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO DAMN COMPLICATED?????? umm. because life *is* complicated? man...this just could not be more wrong. people make life complicated it just doesn't have to be that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Jesus Christ, this thread is fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said:IT'S DAYDREAMING!!!!!!! One of these days, i swear i'll say something like "Oh nothing, just fantazing about Liz Hurley" or something like that...just to get my point across, mind you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 (edited) thelawgoddess said: RuMR said: Maybe i should restate: WHY THE FUCK DO CHICKS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO DAMN COMPLICATED?????? umm. because life *is* complicated? But it really isn't, is it?? I'm Hungry - I eat I'm pissed - leave me alone, i'll get over it I'm Horny - Let's get busy I need to pay some bills - go to work I'm sick of work or [insert whatever]- go climb Kids need attention - play w/ them, do what they need Wife is acting screwy- Ok, this one is complicated, got me on that one, but it proves my point that the only thing complicated in my life is females... Not really complicated, is it???? Edited June 11, 2003 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Stefan said: They can multitask better then men. no f'ing doubt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Greg_W said: Stefan said: lawgoddess: I am ugly and married. Been married for 11 years now. Sex is satisfying, albeit not as often as I would like.... Satisfying sex would probably be twice a month as a single person. Women just don't put out becuase they do want that "relationship" thing. Women just don't know how to separate sex from relationships. The way I see it three possibilities exist. It's nice to have a relationship with a female and not have sex. Us guys call that friendship, and yes, this is satisfying. Its also also nice to have sex and not have a relationship. Yes, this is satisfying. Its also nice to have sex and have a relationship. Yes, this is satisfying. Men can do all three. Generally, women on the other hand can only do two of the three above. There's something about the female brain being wired wrong..... Stefan's been watching Dr. Phil again. I am SOOOOO into Dr. Phil. He lays down the shit. When I was laid up for 4 weeks with my bad ankles, I saw him every day. He makes Ophrah look like Donahue. Many of you youngsters probably don't even remember Donahue!!! Yes, Dr. Phil talks about relationships alot--but that is IF you want a relationship. Once again, women in general have to have a relationship to have sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 That's only cuz we like to keep things simple... One thing at a time...duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said: Stefan said: They can multitask better then men. no f'ing doubt!!! bullshit, I can attend to 8 different erogenous zones on a woman at one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Trask... quit watching all that porn...you're deluding yourself again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 RuMR said: But it really isn't, is it?? no, it REALLY is. don't fool yourself. very few people actually live simple lives, and i certainly don't personally know any. how you handle it is a whole different story, but life IS complex. and if at least part of it wasn't ... you wouldn't even be in this conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Stefan said:Once again, women in general have to have a relationship to have sex. Nope, they've got hands (well, fingers) too, same as Trask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Off_White said: Stefan said:Once again, women in general have to have a relationship to have sex. Nope, they've got hands (well, fingers) too, same as Trask. among other things ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Gotta disagree w/ you...I'm pretty damn simple about what i like, what i believe, what i want and how i think people should interact... It should be simple and it can be simple...you are a chick, i'm having a conversation w/ you therefore, it'll get complicated (just kidding there).. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 thelawgoddess said: Off_White said: Stefan said:Once again, women in general have to have a relationship to have sex. Nope, they've got hands (well, fingers) too, same as Trask. among other things ... Sextoys are Aid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Off_White said: Sextoys are Aid! so are men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Off_White said: thelawgoddess said: Off_White said: Stefan said:Once again, women in general have to have a relationship to have sex. Nope, they've got hands (well, fingers) too, same as Trask. among other things ... Sextoys are Aid! Plus, they are too complicated for me...i can't figure them out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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